KINGS!

Ok first of all, bare in mind that I am going insane without my cigarettes so I'm desperate for things to post about to keep my dang mind off things and to keep these bloody hands occupied!!!

Ummmm So yeah! I got thinking about how I could really use a great game of kings right now and get absolutely plastered! And then I thought HEY! I haven't actually done a post about Kings yet! My most favourite ever drinking game!!!

So I thought, what better time to post about it than while I'm trying to keep myself freaking occupied!!!! *sigh* I even drew pictures for each freaking card ffs! LOL

If you're a regular reader of Aunty Vi, then you MUST be well aware of the drinking game Kings! My Brother 'P' actually taught me how to play Kings with the following rules! The one that Aunty Vi plays has very different rules which i am still yet to give a go! But I also wanted to share with you guys the version I was taught to play!

Seriously, if you are bored one night and on the piss with some mates over! All you need is a deck of cards and a glass, and you're bloody laughing! IT'S FREAKING FABULOUS!!!

These are my rules...

Get a deck of cards and spread them face down in a circle. In the middle of the circle place a large empty glass! Don't forget your alcohol! Have 3 or more players go around in a circle and pick up a card one by one!



For each card you pick up... heres what they mean...

ACE - The holder of this card has the right to make up any rule for the other players to follow. This rule is only valid until the next Ace is drawn.

Eg. For each time someone points, you all must have a sip!

2 - The holder of this card must have 2 sips of their own drink.

3 - The holder of this card must have 3 sips of their own drink.

4 - The holder of this card must have 4 sips of their own drink.

5 - The holder of this card has the right to allocate 5 sips to any other players. It can be a multiple of players, with any amount of sips, as long as the total adds up to 5.

Eg. 1 sip to Player 1, 1 sip to Player 2 and 3 sips to Player 3.

6 - The holder of this card has the right to allocate 6 sips to any other players. It can be a multiple of players, with any amount of sips, as long as the total adds up to 6.

Eg. 6 sips to Player 2.

7 - You must never leave the table even to go to the toilet unless you have this card! This card entitles you to one trip to the dunny! But it can only be used once!

8 - The holder of this card must secretly place their thumb on the edge of the table during some time of the game. When another player notices, they must also do the same. The last person to place their thumb on the table must have a sip (or a shot if you're playing hard core!)

9 - Starting with the holder of this card, each person must go around in a circle, contributing a single word after repeating what else has been said to form a stroy.

Eg. Player 1 says: "Once," Player 2 says: "Once apon," Player 3 says: "Once apon a." This continues until a player either gets stumped for a word, or forgets the story. All words must be repeated, you can not just say one word (unless it is the first word.) Eg. Player 4 says: "time."

10 - THINK QUICK! All players beware of this card, as soon as it is drawn all players must throw their hands onto their forehead as quickly as they can. The last one to do so must have a sip (or a shot.)

J - The holder of this card has the right to suggest a cattegory. Once decided, each player must go around in the circle and suggest something relating to the cattegory.

Eg: Cattegory: Types of Cars - Player 1: "Ford," Player 2: "Toyota," Player 3: "Holden." The first player to repeat an answer, get an answer wrong or take too long to answer, must have a sip of their drink.

Q - The holder of this card must make converstaion with the other players in questions only. The aim is to stump another player with their reply, as they too have to answer you in a question.

Eg. Holder: Ask's Player 1 "What are you thinking about?"
Player 1: Replys to Holder "Why do you want to know?"
Holder: Ask's Player 2 "Can you explain this to Player 1?"
Player 2: Replys tp Holder "Explain what?" etc

The first player to answer in statement or get stumped on a question must have a sip (or shot.)

K 1 - The Player to pick up the 1st King in the deck must pour their drink into the empty cup in the middle of the table, filling a third of it.

K2 - The player to pick up the 2nd King in the deck must poor their drink into the cup in the middle of the table, making it two thirds full.

K3 - The player to pick up the 3rd King in the deck, must pour their drink in the cup in the middle of the table, filling it to the top.

K4 - THE LAST KING! The game ends when the last King is drawn! The poor Bastard who picks up the last king must SCULL the now full cup in the middle of the table! This can be pretty nasty, especially if all the players are drinking different aloholic beverages!!!

The worst I have had was beer, mixed with rum and mudslide!!!! HIDEOUS!!!!!

But a Flippin great game!!!

GIVE IT A GO !!!!

Just don't drink drive ffs! :-)

xx