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Sunday, April 6, 2008

Vent Meme!!!


haha! Ok... so I've been wanting to do this for a while now, I remember getting something like this in an email a few years ago and I wanted to turn it into a meme! I thought, what better time to do it than while I'm trying to quit smoking ffs!!!

You must list 10 things that you have always wanted to say to people you know, but never will, for whatever reason! You mustn't say who they are, only exactly what you would say to them. Try to use each person only once!

Oh.. and just so you know... none of these are about anyone that read me! So don't sweat it! :-P I did try and think long and hard about something awful to say about you... but I just couldn't come up with anything !!! :-P *GiGGLeS*


1. "Who are you to tease someone about their teeth? YOU LOOK LIKE A BUCKED TOOTH BEAVER FFS!!!"

2. "Like... did somebody fart in your mouth??? Your breath is revolting!"

3. "Get the hell over yourself, you're not THAT HOT ffs!!!"

4. "OMFG Please... either wax your bikini line or shoot me! That shit is NASTY!"

5. "You're a FREAKING PSYCHO! Just get out of my life!!!"


6. *Clicks fingers* "Oi... up here!!! Must you ALWAYS stare at my tits ffs!"

7. "I pretend to agree with you when you claim that everyone else treats you like shit... BUT IT IS REALLY YOU WHO TREAT THEM LIKE SHIT!!! You ungrateful cow!!!"

8. "I busted your boyfriend having sex with ANOTHER BLOKE! And I didn't tell you because you were always such a bitch to me!"

9. "Remember the time you got busted for shop lifting?... yeah that was ME!"

10. "That's it, I can't take it any more!!! *grabs tweezers* I am plucking your damn mono brow ffs!"

*GiGGLeS* Ahhh I feel better now! Anyone feel free to give it a go!


Oh and BTW... soon I will be doing a post with 24hr photos only! So keep your eyes peeled! :-)

xx

27 GiGGLeS:

Lady in red said...

lmao what lovely peoe you know

VBF! said...

Lady - *GiGGLeS* Yeah I know! Most of them are horrid people that I don't have much to do with any more. And others are just randoms that I would rather so with out! xx

Casdok said...

Excellent idea for a meme! That picture certainly inspires!

VBF! said...

cas - Welcome! and Thank you, I'm always on the hunt for a new stress reliever!!! *GiGGLeS* And the pic is hilarious isn't it? :-) xx

craig andrew said...

Hey... where did you get that picture of me? C;P And, remind me never to piss you off... at least not while you are quitting smoking C:)

VBF! said...

C:) - *GiGGLeS* ... I just typed 'C:)' in google, and this picture came up! :-P! Hahahah yeh I wouldn't want to get on my bad side either! :-) xx

craig andrew said...

That's funny... I put "C:)" and I get a bunch of crap about computer programming. huh, I think my google is broken. C:P

Dazzed and Confused said...
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Dazzed and Confused said...

Love it. Wouldn’t it be great to just say them. Probably run out of friends.

I came up with 10 in a heart beat. Wow does that make me an old grouch?

Fat Controller said...

LOL to these, but what's this about bikini lines-I thought you loved fluffy pussies!!!!

I'm seriously going to give this go but first I'm going to have to get some sleeeeeeep. I'm knackered after 2 parties in as many days.

Ashley Ladd said...

LOLOL. There's so many things I'd like to say to some people, too.

Did you email me about my contest? If so, I didn't get it. Try again. :)

VBF! said...

C:) - LOL I bet you bloody did too!!! *GiGGLeS* Keithy George is extra special... we have something special going on, more than most people with their computers! :-P xx


Daz - haha! Well luckily most of them arent my friends! Hey! I could have come up with 50 of them, but I didn't want to write a novel ffs! :-) xx


Thinny - LMFAO!!! FLUFFY PUSSYS??? Ewwwwww, unless they are my cats! :-) But either way... the bikini line will not be tolerated by this girl! :-P Ooooo I look forward to reading yours - you party animal!!! xx


Ash - *hehe* you should give it a go then! Oh boooooo! I may have sent it to the wrong address! I will send it again! :-) xx

trublmaka said...

Done!! lol
Talk about bizarrely therapeutic!

Glad I have a swear warning on my blog though... its needed for this one!

VBF! said...

Trub - *GiGGLeS* Oh I am soooo on my way to read it! :-) xx

Fat Controller said...

OK, Ready now. It did me good to get that off my chest!

VBF! said...

Thinny - YAY!!! I'm on my way! :-) xx

Misty Dawn said...

Hmmmmm Since I always keep things in and never say what's on my mind, maybe I should do this one!

Rhea said...

well, I think you just lost 10 pounds of hostility with that vent!

Thanks for the laugh. Great post.

Spiky Zora Jones said...

ha hahaha....this list is wonderful. I cracked up with #8 and #9 is a gem.

I usually tell people to get out of my bubble when they annoy me.

later babes...i friken love you blog...thanks again for thw award...i just have to learn to get it to my blog. hehehe

Emma said...

You frightened me there...lol...what horrible people...arghh..xx

Vi said...

No 4. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!


At least I had the guts to tell her to do something about it!

I nearly fucking puked having to face that on xmas day. ;P

Ron said...

Oh my freaking GOD!!!!!

This was brilliant dear lady...just brilliant!

See???? Doesn't it feel GREAT to VENT???

tee, hee!

Ok, #4 and #8 are my favorites!

Way to go!!!!

VBF! said...

Misty - HAHAHA Do it girl!!! Let that agression out! :-) xx


Rhea - HAHA! If I could lose weight from this, I'd be a bitch all the time! >:-) *GiGGLeS* xx


Spiky - Thankyou :-) And you're Welcome! :-), Just let me know if you want me to email you directions on how to add your award! :-) xx


Emma - *GiGGLeS* Didn't mean to scare you :-P *GiGGLeS* Eh! It would be too boring if we didn't have shitty people in our lives! ;-) hehehe xx


Aunty Vi - LMAO!!! Yes... you truely have a good set of balls! :-P *GiGGLeS* xx


Ronnie - *GiGGLeS* Thank you... it was soooooo much fun doing it! :-) I recommend everyone has a go!! :-) xx

Rhea said...

I'd be a bitch all the time if I could lose weight that way also! That'd be fun...sorry, honey, gonna be bitchy for a few weeks to get in bathing suit shape!

VBF! said...

Rhea - HAHAHAHA I'll come around for coffees just to have good bitch sessions with ya!

I'll tell hubby "Just going to Rheas for a work out hunny!" *GiGGLeS* LOVE IT! xx

Rhea said...

haha. I think my hubby would rather I have a reason to be bitchy, and that's a good one...rather than just being bithcy for no reason at all.

VBF! said...

Rhea - yeah mine too :-) *teeheee* xx