Does anyone know the number for Ghost Busters???

Because some cheeky little shit of a ghost keeps stealing my stuff!!!

Well... that's what I think anyway!

The following items have literally vanished with out a trace...

It all stared with one flippin flip flop!!!

Pretty normal to lose a shoe I know... but not when you saw it the freaken day before and remember quite vividly taking it off and putting it in a spot where you KNOW you will find it again! Only to search for it frantically the next day EVERY WHERE and it is nowhere to be seen!

Mind you this happened MONTHS ago and it STILL hasn't shown up ffs!

But still... I didn't worry much until...

My bloody little address / phone book was no where to be seen when I too had only just used it the night before and had it sitting next to the phone where it ALWAYS is!

Again... gone without a trace, and to be found NO WHERE not long after the missing flip flop!

Ok... I really began to worry when my photo disc that has NEVER left my CD Rom just suddenly wasn't in there a few weeks ago!

I mean... how the heck could it just take itself out of the CD Rom and end up absolutely NOWHERE????

This is something I REALLY need... so I searched every square inch of the house only to find NOTHING! No picture CD, no little pink book and STILL no flip flop!!!

THEN the really important stuff started to go missing! Like the frikken car keys which are always on the key rack! Heck I put them on there myself last week only to have them disappear the following morning when Hubby had to go to work!

Luckily Hubby has a spare... but still... it just simply makes no sense ffs!

and then the most IMPORTANT thing!!! My freaking Passport for Gods sake!!!

Every day I open my desk drawer for something and the first thing I always see is my passport!

It was about 3 days ago when I last opened the drawer and saw it! But then the NEXT DAY that I needed it (to get some smokes coz I couldn't take it anymore and needed one desperately {Oh Shut it! I don't wanna hear it ffs!} but I always get asked for ID because I have a young face ffs!)

AND MY PASSPORT WAS GONE!!!!!

THEN... THIS MORNING...

Yeah yeah I know what you're thinking! I gave in! I failed! I suck! I got Hubby to buy me a packet! But cut me some slack ffs I was devastated to have a negative pregnancy test! So shush!!! :-P

But anyways... Hubby bought me a pack last night coz he got sick of my winging and I had them sitting on my computer desk where I ALWAYS DO! But this morning I made my morning hot milo and headed over to see Keithy and sit down to have a cigarette...

The ashtray was there, the lighter was there BUT NO FREAKING CIGARETTES!!!

(And don't try and tell me that it is karma or I'll get RAT GiRL on you ffs :-P)

Being as stressed out as I was about it I turned the whole frickin house upside down searching for the bastards but NOTHING!

I even rang Hubby and asked if he had hidden them from me but he was just as shocked as I was!!!

So WHERE THE HECK IS EVERYTHING???...

Before you start thinking that there is probably a logical explanation for all of this let me fill you in on some history!

A couple of years ago, not long after moving into our house - the exact same thing happened!

Over a period of time these things vanished without a trace...

My wedding rings

Hubby's keys

Hubby's wallet

My passport

and a few other bits and pieces

They were missing for MONTHS and had been spotted at least the day before. But a few months later I was cleaning the fridge out and noticed this ugly little shoebox on top the fridge that I hadn't seen before! THANK HECK I decided to look in it because I would have probably thrown it out otherwise.

Inside were ALL the missing items!!! Neither myself nor Hubby put it there or had even SEEN it before!

I was telling my mate Red about it and she told me about poltergeists - which are cheeky spirits that like to mess with your head and move your stuff around!

If you're a regular reader then you'll know that I am a perfectionist when it comes to my stuff! I have a box and label in a particular place for every particular item that I own! So I know where EVERYTHING is!!!

So as you can imagine... this is PRETTY damn weird eh?

Hubby swares he didn't touch or move any of this stuff either and even the cats aren't capable of such a thing!

So I guess I'm just gonna have to wait for a box of all this shit to show up in a random place in a few months time ffs!

*sigh*

On a different note... a few Bloggers have had trouble getting to The Adventures of RAT GiRL souvenir store, because silly me linked it wrong!

So for those who wanted to check it out, but couldn't, I've fixed the link, or you can just go here!

Trub even got her partner 'Crazy' to model one for us....

Sexy eh?

*GiGGLeS*

xx