I actually did the 7 facts about me a while ago... but heck! There's always plenty more right??!
The rules:
1) Link back to the person who tagged you.
2) Post the rules on your blog.
3) Write six things about yourself.
4) Tag six people at the end of your post by posting links to their blogsites.
6) And let your tagger know when your entry is up.
Ok, so here goes...
A very small amount of whole peanuts are not so bad ( I'd die for a couple of peanut MnM's *GiGGLeS*), but I have serious anaphylactic reactions to Peanut butter spread!
Even if Hubby kisses me hours after he has eaten peanut butter on toast, my esophagus swells and I could... well quite frankly drop dead! LOL
When I was about 3yrs old, Muussy was getting us kids ready to go to a family friends BBQ. Muussy buckled me in the car (in the backseat) and ran into grab something from the house. My brothers (then 8yrs old) were also in the car with me - 'P' was in the backseat with me and 'D' was in the front!
Being the bratty child that I was, I was not a happy chappy about 'D' having the front seat! No Sireee! I wanted the front seat! ME!
So I started cracking the shits, and my brothers started teasing me to make it worse! 'P' was pushing and shoving me while 'D' was calling me names! (As kids do!)
So I was like "I'm telling Mummy!!!" and I undid my seat belt and tried to open the car door, but just as I tried, Muussy came rushing back out to the car.
She jumped in and started the car up "Right is every one buckled up?" she said as she reversed out. "Yessss" the boys said, while I was trying to hide the fact that I had taken my seat belt off (I didn't want to get in trouble you see.)
Even as we were driving I had the shits and was winging to Mum how it was unfair that 'D' got the front seat! *GiGGLeS* But as I was complaining... we were driving downwards on a very steep road, and 'P' shoved me again to shut me up.
When I tried to open the car door before we left, it turns out that I actually did open it but it was caught on the latch! So when 'P' shoved me... I slammed against the door... causing it to fly open... causing me to fly out!!!
I flew out onto the road and tumbled a long way down the steep hill! Luckily.. I didn't die (obviously!!! *GiGGLeS*) But you should have seen the right side of my face! All the skin had been ripped off!!! Ewwwww!
3) I flashed my box to an entire pub ffs!
Yes! I did a Britney!!!
I actually faint a lot, I'm just about always sick, and weak with me CFS, so I can faint at the drop of a hat!
But one night ages ago Hubby and I went out to Dinner to a local pub with Trub and her Partner (She was there... so embarrassing!!!) Anyways... I was wearing a mini skirt and a tank top, (Hey this is Australia... its too hot to wear much!) and I was wearing this G-String that was seriously pissing me off something chronic!!! It was just a really bad make and was soooo uncomfortable!
So I ducked into the dunny and took them off... leaving me commando under my mini skirt!!! It was a huge risk to take, but it was almost time to go and we were sitting at a table the whole night anyway - so there was a very slim chance of flashing my box!
But when it was time to leave, and we headed to the door... I got the strangest feeling and everything went blurry! Next thing I know I'm on the fucking floor with the entire pub staring at me! I had gone arse up in a mini skirt with no knickers!!! There was even a woman singer there who stopped singing and pretty much announced what had happened through the microphone ffs, which caused MORE attention!!! Fucking embarrassing!
4) My friend was busted shoplifting because I fainted!
Speaking of fainting, this is pretty funny!
One of my good mates had a bad habit of shop lifting, and she would always try and make me part of it. I am a very conscious person, I couldn't lie to save my own life (a white lie maybe, but nothing serious) and I get very flustered in deceiving situations!!
So... one day after school my mate and I went to the local shopping complex and began to do our regular window shop in our favourite places! Sure enough it didn't take long for my mate to find something that she really wanted, but this thing was bigger than the anything else she had ever stolen! Usually I would just stay right away from her while she was doing it because I wanted nothing to do with it!
But this time she needed my help ffs. She asked me to hold her bag for her while she 'did something.' Me thinking that there was no harm in holding her bag for her and said "sure" and put it over my shoulders!
Next minute I feel something heavy going into the bag. "WTF are you doing??" I said... "Oh just relax" she said "we wont get caught!"
I started freaking out something shocking... I had sweat running down my face and I felt physically ill in my stomach!
We continued walking around the shop while my mate was looking for more things to nick, but I just could not concentrate on anything! Before long I had freaked out so frikking much that I actually passed out!
As I landed on my back the stolen goods came flying out and the manager of the shop saw the whole thing!!!
Luckily my mate took the blame, and they understood that I played no willing role in it!!!
5) I like to draw
In my spare time I love to draw portraits!
This is a drawing I did about 5 yrs ago of my Brothers and I!!!
P left, me middle, D right!
6) I busted two blokes having a root!
This is one of many memories I could do with out!!!
Years ago when i was with Ex, there was a party going on in the street behind mine, (my parents - where I was living at the time) It was a party of a mate of ours who I'll call 'Beavis'! Beavis was the Boyfriend of one of my school friends 'Pain' (who was always such a bitch to me!)
Pain was always jealous of Beavis' best mate 'Butthead', because they were inseparable and Butthead did not like 'Pain' at all! (Don't blame him!)
Anyways, I had a lot of stuff to do so I told Ex to head to the party without me and that I would catch up with him later.
Hours later I headed over to Beavis' house and I was surprised to find that it was very quiet! Usually there would be drunks all over the place, pissing on trees and passed out on the lawn! But there was no one!
Downstairs they had a game room which was where the party's always took place, it had a bar and a pool table! I heard music coming from that room so I figured that everyone must be in there, so I opened the door to see if it was unlocked!
The light was off! But I could hear music. Just as the song had ended I heard this very strange grunting noise. Honestly... I thought it was Beavis' dog 'Pinki' who is ALWAYS choking!!! So I flick on the light.............
It wasn't Pinki at all..........................
Well.... not that kind of 'Pinki' anyway!...........
it was Beavis and Butthead rooting on the couch!!!
*cringes* OMFG Beavis was playing the man... and Butthead was playing the woman... if you know what I mean!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMFAO
They were soooooo embarrassed (as you freaking would be) I had to laugh when Beavis freaked and yelled "Its not what it looks like!!!" as he was tripping over the pants he was trying to put back on in a rush!!! LOL what is with that? So many people say that when they are fully busted!
Anyways, it turns out that the party had been cancelled and everyone headed to another party! (Thanks for telling me and my poor virgin eyes ffs!!!)
I still see Butthead around, he serves me sometimes at the supermarket... but he can't bring himself to talk to me... he just looks down with his face as red as a beetroot!
*GiGGLeS*
If you would like to read more random facts about me click here!
Ok... 6 victims...
Crystalchick
Rhea
Misty
Trub
Joey
SSC
Tag... you're it!
By the way... Thank you all so much for your support on The adventures of RAT GiRL!!! I'm working on Part 2 now!! :-)
xx
*****GiGGLeS*****
24 GiGGLeS:
Cool 6 things. I like your art.
Great facts and stories to go with them!!! My son has a nut allergy too. He can't have almonds or peanuts.
Yes, I'll participate. Gotta go beddie bye now tho, so I'll work on it tomorrow.
Peace, M
Ash - Cheers! :-) xx
Crystal - ohhhh booo! Nut allergies suck! It's quite common isn't it!
I look foraward to reading your one!! :-) xx
LOL! OMFG! We have GOT to go shopping together! I soooo have to find out who it is! lmfao!!
Yes, I recall that night out.. but you have to understand, you fell so daintily that you actually didn't spread 'em and your box was perfectly concealed!
I swear to you!
I have never seen anyone faint so delicately in all my life - real or on tv!!!
Trub - LMAO!!! Ok We'll go pick on him together!!!
Oh sure... you're just tryna make me feel better ffs! :-P xx
I just about messed myself reading through some of your antics. Thanks for the great tidbits.
Ok... the thing that gets me is... I have no idea why a vagina is called a box C;Pffft!
And you are awesome at drawing, you should do your comic book like that!!
C:)
WHOA!!! When you put out some facts you really put out! Hey, wait a minute...that might not have come out quite right? LOL!!!
Jeffy - its just every day life for me!! :-P *GiGGLeS* xx
C:)- LMAO!!!! It's the only word for it that I was comfortable using!!!! hahaha... oh and heck no! It would take me years to draw RAT GiRL by hand! :-) xx
Gene - LMFAO! Thanks for the compliment! I think! :-P xx
OMG...you ALWAYS pick the BEST photos to go with your words!!!
The squirrel and Brittney KILLED me!!
I bet when you flashed your BOX...you felt like BUSH Gardens!!!
tee, hee!
I had a close friend of mine VERY allergic to nuts...it's NO joke!
God love ya, woman! Great post!
Ronnie - *GiGGLeS* Yeah piccys make the stories more visual!! :-) LMAO!!! Sucks to hear about your mate with the allergy! Thanks for popping in! :-) xx
I think I would have barfed if I witnessed that (the blokes shagging, not you showing off your box!)
Aunty Vi - LMFAO!!! Yeh I was just about did! :-P xx
Hun, you have had the most interesting life so far! Gods! you make me laugh.
You are very talented, that portrait is great. Let's see more of your artwork!
:D I is done being a goodly girl!:D
I did finished my tag now!!
GO and see! Go and see! GO ANGEDD@!!!
Tehee!
GiGGLeS; have you learnt NOTHING?? If I wanna make you feel better I pump a bottle of POP down your throat! HELLOOO!!!
Craig; Its called a BOX cos by CRIKEY there's a LOT ppl try n stuff in there!
(graffic but tru!)
fabulous post babes. It had me rolling on the floor and almost peed my panties.
I love that you draw...me too babes. Lots of art classes. You are a wonderful artist.
he...falling out of a car...um me too. More like I jumped out the window of a moving care. Chased by police cars in high school. I rolled under a parked car and the police cars wizzed by. I ran home without a scratch with another buddy, she opened the door and jumped. They caught the guy driving but he was tight lipped and never mentioned us. Just another day in the neighborhood.
Two dudes...wha-hey, surprised huh. hehehe. My first few monthas as a police woman, I caught two guys in a park restroom doing that very same thing. They were very afraid. I stepped away from the door and said..."run and don't come back here. Next time you go to jail.' They did, I told my partner they ran and I wasn't chasing them cause of a blow job. He said...'fine with me...lets get a donut." Seriously...and we did too.
Your post brought back those memories. I hadn't thought about that time in a long while.
ciao babes.
I swear to you, I thought I comment on your blog already!!! These are good and you are a very talented artist!!!!
I am only concerned that you pass out, thank goodness you didn't hit your head on anything.
Nite - *GiGGLeS* Thank you! :-) That's one of my crappier portraits! But it was the only one I had on my puter!!! :-) xx
Trub - LMAO you dirty cow! :-P YAY!!! I'm on my wya!! :-) Luv ya! xx
Spiky - HAHAHAHAHAHA wow girl!! I shoulda tagged you! You have HEAPS of interesting facts about yourself!! :-) xx
SSC - heeehee I have hit my head plenty of times... thats probably why I am so nutty! :-P xx
That is geat stuff, toooo funny.
By the way, is there any way you can redo the picture of you in the pub, the one I have has a black smudge on it. :)
Daz - LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cheeky bastard!!!! *GiGGLeS* :-) xx
I was blushing away just reading your facts. Sheesh! Flashing your box, seeing guys gettin' it on, imagining half your face gone from falling out of a moving car, and that artwork was impressive!!
You sure know how to share interesting facts. How am I supposed to follow that?
Rhea - hahaha I was sceptical of coming up with anything at all because I had already done a meme like this.... but after some hard thinking... I managed to pull out a few funny ones! :-) xx
Ok, Giggle, I managed to finally get this meme done! It's up on my site now.
Rhea - WOOOOHOOOOO! On my way!! :-) xx
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