I'm the dumbest, dumb blonde in dumblondesville!
So this morning, I woke up like every other day, went to the dunny for my morning wee *GiGGLeS* Washed my hands and my face, and then picked up my toothbrush to brush my teeth!
But something went very wrong in between the time that I picked up my toothbrush and put it in my mouth! I don't know how the heck I managed it, but somehow instead of toothpaste I put frikking SHAMPOO on the bloody thing! *sigh* My brain is turning to mush ffs! That will teach me for LMAO at Ron from vent about him using Atheletes foot instead of Shaving cream! *GiGGLeS* Shall we start a club Ronnie? :-P
Anyways, I've finally quit smoking!!! It was kind of good actually! I thought I had my last cig a couple of days ago, but I found one yesterday! So being as desperate as I was, I decided to smoke it!!!! But I'm glad I did, because the fucking thing blew my head off and it was awful! So it really helped me to decide to quit for good!
It still aint easy though... I am CRANKY as hell! Which is why I haven't been on here much, and probably wont be on here for a while still! Because I've been keeping myself busy with other things to keep my mind off it.
I usually smoke at the computer all day, so it's really hard for me to sit here without craving a cigarette ffs! So I'm keeping my distance to try and help to break the habit!!! *Sigh*
But anyways!
Oh!!! Speaking of Ron, there was one thing that really did cheer me up, and that was this...
Thanks Ronnie for this awesome award! It made me forget about cigarettes for one WHOLE minute!! :-) *GiGGLeS*
These were his words.
Vbf - I just recently met this creative and outrageously funny lady (and when you visit her blog you’ll know what I mean). Her blog has one of the most brightest and happiest energies - it’s DYNAMIC. Vbf has a wonderful way of sharing her posts. She always gives here readers a great “visual” to look at, and then uses her freedom with words, to share her feelings. Her blog matches her vibrant personality. So POP on over there as soon as you can. I know you’ll enjoy the shit out of it!
Isn't he just beautiful??!!!
Thanks Ronnie xx
I'm going to choose...
Trublmaka - Because she is my very dear RL friend and we have MANY fantastic chats!!! She is a great listener and gives amazing support :-) xx
Thinny - Coz I adore him!!! He always gives me a good laugh! In fact I don't think I could ever NOT give him an award!!! :-) xx
Spiky - Because she always takes the time to leave a lovely meaningful comment! To me that's what a good chat is all about! xx
Joey - Because his clever witty comments has me ROFLMFAO!!!! :-) xx
SSC - Because she has a heart of gold and is very sweet and caring! :-) xx
and
Rhea - I've only just met Rhea not long ago, but I love what I read! She give's me great GiGGLeS :-) xx
Hope you enjoy kids!!! :-) Now Bare with me while I try to get use to this new awful fresh air breathing habit!!! :-P *GiGGLeS*
xx
*****GiGGLeS*****
20 GiGGLeS:
Thank you very much for this most prestigious award. And well done with the giving up smoking, I'm sure you could fing something else to do with your hands!!!!!
Now I know the secret of the 'rat face'. That pic was taken just after you put shampoo on your toothbrush. Could be worse though, it could have been boot polish!
Years ago we had my cousin over to stay with us from France. She was only 6 or 7 at the time and couldn't speak much English. At bedtime my mum had an awful struggle to clean her teeth with the 'toothpaste' that she had with her in her overnight bag. Turned out it was her spot cream!!!!
Thinny - LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So true!!! Tho the face I pulled was a little more sour than the rat face!!! *GiGGLeS*
That story is sooo funny!!! That's a post in it self!!! xx
Well done on the giving up! Lets hope it continues. You are doing a lot better than me at it. Then I could use that instead for an excuse not to blog so much instead of working my arse of, entertaining kids and partying my tits off! (Now if only it could work with the belly as well)
:*D aww shux hunny! thankyou!
I'm having a bit of a not so happies here 2day but you (as you ALWAYS manage to do) just brightened up my whole world!
You're the best!
As for the yukky stix, u can do it. You have the most amazing and bestest reason for doing it! Plus you *KNOW* you can be stubborn when you want to! Like getting EVERYone to do those plates!!hmmm ?-P
luv you for always spunky
I can see the award now that the cigarette smoke cloud has cleared from around your website!! lol (just kidding!) THANK YOU!! I'm so excited! And, so honored. I love your website and your awesome sense of humor.
And, a huge congrats to you for quitting. I know it's a hard journey...now could you please talk my hubby into joining you in quitting?!
Thanks!!!
I'd just like thank ViBF for this prestigious award. I'll be signing autographs at my blog from now until noon.
As for the toothpaste thing, look on the bright side. Your teeth will be bouncy and shiny and...um...tangle free all day!
Aw no don't give up blogging, just keep up the non-smoking, we don't mind you cranky, you should try rant blogging when you're in a right strop, it's always funny to read it back later.... I just spent loadsa time doing fortune cookies and the magic 8 ball in your side bar, I got a bit side tracked with the piano give us a tune thing and have nearly composed a symphony. Wow. It's the non-smoking. Drives me a bit mental...
keep it up dudess of domesticity!
XXX
Aunty Vi - If you were here right now, I would franticly search you for smokes and then smoke em all at once like a mad woman ffs! :-) xx
Trub - *GiGGLeS* I forgot all about those plates! LOL oh come on! You know I only get my own way coz I'm cute ;-) *GiGGLeS* Luv ya! xx
Rhea - Smoke??? Where? *Gulps the air* *GiGGLeS* Hey it's still early days for me! But when it becomes safe for me to be around other smokers without beating them to the ground and nicking their fags, I shall help you to get your hubby to quit too! :-P *GiGGLeS* You're welcome!! :-) xx
Joey - HAHAHAHAHA I expect a personally signed poster of you holding the award! *GiGGLeS* Yeah, well at least I didn't wash my hair with toothpaste ffs! :-P xx
Peach - LMFAO!!! Oh it's so good to hear that my widgets havent gone to waste!!! I probably spend more time playing with my widgets than blogging myself! LOL xx
Visiting you from Vent, and I think I saw you briefly at Rheas when I was too busy pouting about never getting awards to really read all the comments. LOL
Neat page you have. And I am sooooo jealous of your blog time! ;) I keep telling my family I need to be left alone more but they still manage to find me. Are you willing to train??
Congrats on that award!
I'll be visiting Ron again for sure, and maybe I'll swing by this way again for some good giggling fun!! :)
Crystal - Welcome :-) Thank you for visiting! :-) Oh you've never got an award? Ahhh I'm sure it wont be long at all until you get one! ;-)
Do feel free to pop in for a cuppa when ever ya like! :-) I'll be sure to do the same! :-) *GiGGLeS* xx
Ha...sweetie you and I together would maybe put the city in danger. I once picked up the toys my son had laying about. I stummbled over his football and got angry. I picked up his bat and hit it as I cursed his football. Um...The bat bounced and hit me square on the forehead and almost knocked me out. My legs buckled and I was quick on my ass. Dazed and confused...I couldn't believe I did that. My son was rolling on the floor with laughter...and couldn't wait to tell my girl what his mother just did. He said that's why he like to hang with me...I entertain him. I had a bump and sore forehead for a few days.
hehehe.
sweetie, thank you for the award and the very kin d word...I'm blushing. Hey can you tell me how to drag it back to my place.
See...the effect of a hit in the head causes. hehehe.
ciao babes. have a fab day and evening. I'm proud of you BTW. My girl is going to give it a try too. She doesn't want to smoke anymore. She wants to stop...and that is a start. hehehe.
LOLOL. We nicknamed my younger daughter "blondie" because she acts blonde a lot. That was funny.
I'll have to check out those blogs you suggested. I'm always up for giggles.
Not to worry I put skin cream on my toothbrush once and didn’t realize it until I started brushing.
Hang in there becoming a EX-smoker, just don’t look down at us still-smokers :)
OH MY GOD....I hope I didn't cause a SICKNESS that's spreading, because of my shaving cream fiasco????
Tee, hee!
That is TOOOO funny!!!
(but at least YOU used shampoo)
Oy Vey!
Hey, listen...I'm very proud of you for the not-smoking thing! You GO, girl!
And you're VERY welcome, my friend...it was my pleasure and joy to pass this award on to you.
I SO enjoy our chats!
Hey, hun - do you think you could relate the taste of shampoo with the taste of cigaretts and maybe that would help with quitting?
(((HUGE HUGS))) for you. I know it's really hard to quit, which is why I haven't tried but may you have success and fantastic health!
Congrats! on your award. Ron is an absolute doll!
Hey sweety, maybe this might help cheer you up...
Reading thru the comments, I'm trying to giggle - my head hurts! I just got home from taking SPB to school, got to the downstairs door to put the pram away, but as I pushed to open it, I sneezed...and smacked my forehead REAL hard! Made it worse cos the door didn't even budge! :S
Going back to when SPB was about 5 yrs old, she thought she would clean our toothbrushes... so she washed mine & Crazy's with the bar of hand soap :S BLEURGH! Not once either!!
Now she does it to me when she's REALYY cranky at me! Little toad! Though thankfully it hasn't happened in quite some time...
I remember that issue of Moron Magazine - I've got a subscription - it had a great article on following instructions in it. It was, "step one, read article." Someone told me that there was more to it, but I figure any more would have been redundant. C;P
Spiky - *GiGGLeS* Sounds like we are both just as clumsey!!! Glad you can GiGGLe about it! And I'll come over soon to your blog with instructions on how to upload the award! :-) xx
Ash - *hehe* I think 'Dumbarse' would suit me more than 'Blondie!'
:-P *GiGGLeS* Have fun checking out the other Bloggers! :-) xx
Daz - Hand. Me. The. CIGARETTE!! *GiGGLeS* Just kidding.. keep it... get cancer... see if I care! :-P *sigh* LOL Good to hear I'm not the only one that puts anything but toothpaste on my toothbrush! ffs xx
Ronnie - *GiGGLeS* Hey! I'm just glad I'm not a male and don't need to shave my face!!! There could be a million and one disasters knowing me! Thanks again for the award, LOVE IT!!! And thanks for the support on the quitting smoking! *searches ashtray for butts* :-P xx
Nite - LOL Shampoo flavoured cigarettes! YUCK! Yep that would do the trick! :-P Ohhhhhh I still can't believe I've quit... am I nuts or something??? .... yeah I am actually! :-) *GiGGLeS* Ronnie rocks! xx
Trub - LMAO!!!! Your poor head, but you always do the funniest things when you sneeze! LoL!!! PMSL about SBP cleaning the toothbrushes too! Bless her, the cheeky thing! :-P xx
C:) - *GiGGLeS* I knew you would have a subscription!!! I was tossing up between this cover, and the 'Adventures of Rat Girl' Cover! I'll bring that one out when the time is right! :-P xx
Congratulations on the cigarettes. I have quit several times and now I am so serious about it. Good for you and I will keep you in my thoughts!!! YOU ARE SUCH A PRETTY GIRL TO HAVE SOMETHING SO UGLY hanging out of your mouth!!!
Thanks for the award!!!!! I do have to do some catching up on this blog. Seriously the virtual award meant a lot to me.
SSC - You're very welcome!!! :-) Hey i didn't know you use to smoke? Well good for you for quitting too!
It's still not easy for me though!!! *eeeeeeeeeeek* xx
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