Johnny Depp is Yummy!!!

I Love Johnny Depp! He's the hottest actor ever!

(But not as hot as Hubby of course! *GiGGLeS*)

So I tried to watch his latest movie 'Sweeny Todd' a few days ago, but I had to turn it off 30 seconds into it when some chump started singing!

I CAN'T STAND MUSICAL MOVIES!!!!

But I wasn't aware of what the movie was actually about until Hubby told me it was based on a true story of a psycho killer!

Apparently this fella set up a barber shop with this reclining chair that would flip back and open a hatch to below the floor! He would slit his clients throats with his barber raizor and drop them down the hatch to his girlfriend who would MAKE PIES OUT OF THEM!!!!!!!!!

As soon as he told me this I was like FUCK YEH!!! How COOL! So I attemped to watch it again! I gotta say, it wasn't bad for a musical, but if it weren't for Jonny Depp and a psycho storyline I would never had bothered!

I'm a bit of a disturbing girl like that, I love gore and blood and guts and psycho killers and shit! (Creepy I know *GiGGLeS*) Mum tells me that when I was a little girl we would go to the video shop and mum would tell me to pick any movie I wanted! Expecting me to go to the childrens section I would always run over to the Horror section and pick out the most horrifying cover I could see!

I use to do disturbing stuff with my dolls too! I would perform operations on them, mutilate them and scribble red nicko all over them as blood! Our neighbour almost had a heart attack one day when she walked out the back to hang out the washing! She peered over the fence into our yard to see one of my dolls hanging by its neck with rope on the clothesline! She thought it was real! LOL I would also put my dolls in the fridge and pretend it was a morgue! *GiGGLeS*

IM NOT A FREAK I SWARE!!!! :-) I'm as harmless as they come!

I don't know why I just love gore so much! I have a real interest for crime and psycho killers and I love my horror movies!

I think it's because I am just so curious with the way that the human brain works, and I can not for the life of me understand how someone can bring themselves to murder someone and feel no remorse! But I'm desperate to know why they do it!!!

And for the whole horror love that I have, well as a child I always wanted to be a special effects artist! I would LOVE to be a horror movie makeup artist and cover actors in fake blood and gory wounds! Dunno why! It's just art to me! :-D I had the desire of being a forensic investigator at one stage too!

Still wanna be my friend? *GiGGLeS*

xx