Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Desperate House Wife!!!

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I'm a big softy for my cats...
Even when they do make a mess of my house!

HELLO! :-)

I actually only joined blogland ages ago to keep up to date with my Aunty (Vi's) life! With her being in the UK and me in Australia, it's hard to stay in contact. So she let me in on her blog, and I tell you what!!! Not only does it fill me in on what is going on in her life but it's a bloody good blog to read! You can find it here -> Vi!!!

She actually suggested to me a while ago that I should start my own blog, but I wasn't interested because, well... my life is BORING! lol

But I was so impressed with her blog that I decided to check out some other bloggers too, and I was so amazed at just how different everyone is! I never thought to stop and think just how different everyones lifestyles are! Most of the bloggers I've seen on here are awesome people, but then you get the ocassional shithead like BBC! (He is my personal favourite that I just LOVE to HATE! *Grins*) Go on... have a stab at me old man - I dare you!!! :-) But the way I see it... you need a good enemy otherwise things can get a little boring! :-P You get all sorts in blogland, and I certainly haven't come across anyone with the same kind of lifestyle as mine!

So I thought BUGGER IT! Because my life is so boring, that is what makes me so different to the rest of yas! ;-) So I decided I'd make a blog of a boring person for a change! :-) Also for the sake of making a pretty page! :-P See.... I need to get a life!

So let me introduce myself!

My name is Vi's Biggest Fan... but you can call me VBF! :-D

I'm the laziest and most unmotivated housewife I know! I hate cooking and cleaning, (as most of us do) but the thing is, I actually rarely do either of these!!! My house is just about ALWAYS a mess and dinner is always a rushed job at the last minute late at night! I keep adopting homeless cats that I hardly clean up after, and I don't even have a drivers licsence! I think what is worse is that I actually have all the time in the world to get these things sorted... because I don't even work! All my life consists of at the moment is reading bloody blogs all day! :-)

I have an amazing Hubby who I absulutely adore and amazingly he adores me too! The only thing I have to offer is a hell of a lot of love, and lucky for me - Hubby put's my love before a clean house and a warm cooked meal! He is a great Husband that puts up with a lot.... or more like put's up with not enough!

The only time that I ever bother to make a good effort with cooking or cleaning is when I am expecting visitors! But I know it shouldn't be like that because I should be doing it for him too!

I guess I could be being a little too hard on myself, because there are some good reasons for my laziness! I have actually been very sick most my life and was finally diagnosed with Chronic Fatigue Syndrome, which means I suffer from fatigue having no energy most of the time (which is why I can't work)! I also have suffered in the last few months with ruptured ovarian cysts, which is extremely painful and can have me bed ridden for days. But still, there are times when I DO have the energy and should be cleaning the house, but instead I waste it on a game of Eyetoy or Singstar!!!

But to be completely honest with you, even if I wasn't sick I don't know if I'd be any better as a housewife. I mean... I believe I am a naturally lazy person that hates to get her hands dirty and I am hardly ever motivated!

I don't know if it's a form of depression from my sickness or if I really am a slack, lazy person. But either way... it shits me to tears! :-)

Eh! But I guess no ones perfect right???

On a different note I am however a very bubbly fun loving gal who loves to laugh and get shit faced with a good game of Kings! (They call me Vi's mini me *GiGGLeS*) And as useless as I am... I am actually quite happy with my life! ... Well most of the time anyway!

Now since my life is so boring... what the heck will I post about next?

If anyone does actually read this post, I have no idea when (if any) my next post will be! Who knows... maybe something exciting WILL happen for me to post about! ... We shall seeee :-D


23 GiGGLeS:

Vi said...

Welcome to blogland my dear!

Hey, we do have the same genes, I hate housework just as much as you! But then, I don't have cats shitting everywhere (just children! They make more mess, just mess that doesn't smell as much!)

Vi's Biggest Fan!!! said...

LOL that's comforting Aunty Vi! Don't know who for though! :-P

Jonathan Zero said...

welcome to the darkside of blogland, hehe, VBF.

Fat Controller said...

Just popped in to say "Hi" from Vi's place. Welcome to blogland. I think you'll be amazed now you've started how much blog fodder pops up along the way.

I'll be checking back anyhow.

Vi's Biggest Fan!!! said...

WOW Thats was quick!!!

JZ - Hello :-) and Thankyou!

FC - Thankyou! I'm amazed already!


Spiky Zora Jones said...

ha...very well done. Welcome to the blogworld. You did a fabulous post. I laughed and smiled a lot.

I so loved what you said about BBC...why isn't he in a home or something?

It sounds like you have an awesome husband and a fab aunt too. Lucky girl. :D

ciao babes.

Emma said...

Welcome to my world VBF, I absolutely hate cleaning but love cooking so I have to clean up otherwise I would never have any pots.

Me and the cat are sharing a three seater sofa at the moment with papers, cushions and remote excuse is I live on my own though..xx If you want an invite to me email me at

Anonymous said...

Hello VBF!

Curses to overachievers, their the bastards who put this planet into such a mess in the first place, and their the ones who start all the wars.... It is better to live like a lion - if you're hungry, eat; if you're horny, f&@#; and the rest of the time... sleep.


Vi's Biggest Fan!!! said...

SZJ - haha thanks! Glad you liked it! You're right about BBC! I thought it was about time he had a taste of his own medicine! He is always slagging other bloggers off in his posts! So I thought I'd do the same for him! *GiGGLeS* I'm not scared of the old fart!! :-)xx

emma - Thankyou, good to know I'm not the only one! Though I think the reason I hate cooking is because of the washing up afterwards! :-P Ta for the invite! xx

craig - haha well said!!! I like your thinking!

Peach said...

Hey pretty girl niece of Vi, welcome to the wonderful world of BLOG, where anything goes, even the notclearingthehouse stuff, it's all good.. and yeah BBC is entertaining shit material ... best blogs I read are those with humour, honesty, reflection and silly anecdotes, sorta like you'd want in a mate... ps you'll also collect a fair few male admirers too - I recommend THE BOY who is fooking funny, honest and a laugh

happy blogging, remember to link us xxx

Vi's Biggest Fan!!! said...

Thankyou Peach! I look forward to making lotsa blog buddies! Especially the cute boys! :-P Jokes! xx

Jaded said...

I stopped in by way of Vi's blog. Just wanted to say hello.

I get ruptured ovarian cysts every few months. I absolutely sympathize with you because they completely shut me down for 2 or 3 days - the pain is horrific. Don't be too hard on yourself.

Welcome to the land o' blog!

Vi's Biggest Fan!!! said...

Hey Jaded! Thank you! :-)
Oh gees, I would hate for anyone else to suffer with those awful things!!! So sorry to hear! ...The pain us women have to go through! :-P xx

Ian said...

VI's mini me? Is blogland ready for two of you? Well, I'll certainly be checking back.

Vi's Biggest Fan!!! said...

Ian - *GiGGLeS* xx

Boy said...

Welcome VBF! Glad you're enjoying the blogsphere instead of cleaning! hehe.

Am I the only person in the world that actually enjoys cooking and cleaning?? Apparently so. I should become a house husband :D.

Vi's Biggest Fan!!! said...

Hey boy! :-) Thank you!
But good lord! Are you human!? It's not weird to love to cook... but to clean???? :-) xx

nitebyrd said...

Welcome, VBF! Love your page and I'm all for not cooking or cleaning. If I ever get a new house, it won't have a kitchen!

Karin's Korner said...

Welcome, Welcome, Welcome. Vi's niece!!!

Vi's Biggest Fan!!! said...

Thank you, Thank you, Thank you, Karin :-) xx

Vi's Biggest Fan!!! said...

Nitebyrd... ooo sorry didn't see you there! xx

Thankyou... Hey now theres an idea! Having no kitchen would be the perfect excuse! :-) xx

Markus said...

Good Job! :)

Giggle! said...

Mark *GiGGLeS* Cheers! Heck this was so long ago! xx