Desperate House Wife!!!

I'm a big softy for my cats...
Even when they do make a mess of my house!

HELLO! :-)

I actually only joined blogland ages ago to keep up to date with my Aunty (Vi's) life! With her being in the UK and me in Australia, it's hard to stay in contact. So she let me in on her blog, and I tell you what!!! Not only does it fill me in on what is going on in her life but it's a bloody good blog to read! You can find it here -> Vi!!!

She actually suggested to me a while ago that I should start my own blog, but I wasn't interested because, well... my life is BORING! lol

But I was so impressed with her blog that I decided to check out some other bloggers too, and I was so amazed at just how different everyone is! I never thought to stop and think just how different everyones lifestyles are! Most of the bloggers I've seen on here are awesome people, but then you get the ocassional shithead like BBC! (He is my personal favourite that I just LOVE to HATE! *Grins*) Go on... have a stab at me old man - I dare you!!! :-) But the way I see it... you need a good enemy otherwise things can get a little boring! :-P You get all sorts in blogland, and I certainly haven't come across anyone with the same kind of lifestyle as mine!

So I thought BUGGER IT! Because my life is so boring, that is what makes me so different to the rest of yas! ;-) So I decided I'd make a blog of a boring person for a change! :-) Also for the sake of making a pretty page! :-P See.... I need to get a life!

So let me introduce myself!

My name is Vi's Biggest Fan... but you can call me VBF! :-D

I'm the laziest and most unmotivated housewife I know! I hate cooking and cleaning, (as most of us do) but the thing is, I actually rarely do either of these!!! My house is just about ALWAYS a mess and dinner is always a rushed job at the last minute late at night! I keep adopting homeless cats that I hardly clean up after, and I don't even have a drivers licsence! I think what is worse is that I actually have all the time in the world to get these things sorted... because I don't even work! All my life consists of at the moment is reading bloody blogs all day! :-)

I have an amazing Hubby who I absulutely adore and amazingly he adores me too! The only thing I have to offer is a hell of a lot of love, and lucky for me - Hubby put's my love before a clean house and a warm cooked meal! He is a great Husband that puts up with a lot.... or more like put's up with not enough!

The only time that I ever bother to make a good effort with cooking or cleaning is when I am expecting visitors! But I know it shouldn't be like that because I should be doing it for him too!

I guess I could be being a little too hard on myself, because there are some good reasons for my laziness! I have actually been very sick most my life and was finally diagnosed with Chronic Fatigue Syndrome, which means I suffer from fatigue having no energy most of the time (which is why I can't work)! I also have suffered in the last few months with ruptured ovarian cysts, which is extremely painful and can have me bed ridden for days. But still, there are times when I DO have the energy and should be cleaning the house, but instead I waste it on a game of Eyetoy or Singstar!!!

But to be completely honest with you, even if I wasn't sick I don't know if I'd be any better as a housewife. I mean... I believe I am a naturally lazy person that hates to get her hands dirty and I am hardly ever motivated!

I don't know if it's a form of depression from my sickness or if I really am a slack, lazy person. But either way... it shits me to tears! :-)

Eh! But I guess no ones perfect right???

On a different note I am however a very bubbly fun loving gal who loves to laugh and get shit faced with a good game of Kings! (They call me Vi's mini me *GiGGLeS*) And as useless as I am... I am actually quite happy with my life! ... Well most of the time anyway!

Now since my life is so boring... what the heck will I post about next?

If anyone does actually read this post, I have no idea when (if any) my next post will be! Who knows... maybe something exciting WILL happen for me to post about! ... We shall seeee :-D

xx