Friday, February 29, 2008

Life is like a pubic hair on a toilet seat...

Because sooner or later we ALL get PISSED OFF!!!!!


What a SHIT day I've had!!!

First of all I've been having shit sleeps all week! Waking up with anxiety attacks from nightmares! So been getting NO sleep!

Not so long ago today I was doing my daily reads of everyones blogs and I was in the middle of reading Magnus when the cupboard behind me fell on my head! (from the bloody cats swinging on it!) Lots of blood (but it's ok.. it's just a little cut!) I was trying to take a photo of the blood all over the floor but my camera died ffs! But bare with me coz I think I have concussion and I may not be making much sence at the moment! LOL

But to top it all off! The friggen dogs have escaped again because someone left the gate open!!! (we think! Or the wind blew it!)

I tell ya... these dogs!! Have cost us THOUSANDS in pound bills! But all because of one nasty bitch down the road!

The dogs are usually pretty good, Hubby lets them out all the time when he is out the front and they never go far and always return!

But for ages when our fence was broken (and the dogs were breaking the panels) They would be NO WHERE to find, and they would end up being at the pound! Which is a whopping $600 EACH to bail them out every time!!

(and they wondered why we couldn't afford to fix the fence!)

Anyway.. we ended up finding out that this bitch down the street had been STEALING THEM, putting them in HER backyard, making it impossible for US to find them or for the DOGS to return back home! She would then ring the pound and have them collect them!!!

She even confessed to the pound that she knew who we were and where we lived but she wanted to teach us a lesson for not getting the fucking fence fixed!!!

I mean!!! GEEES!!! Hubby fixes the fence temporarily every day until we can afford to get the whole thing replaced! BUT all of our savings for the new fence gets spent on the fucking pound bills that this BITCH keeps ,making us pay!!! We did tie them up a lot, but we tried not to so much coz they are HUGE dogs and they need their exercise around the yard!

But the point is... we've temporarily fixed the fence at the moment to be impossible for them to escape! They only got out because the gate was left open (by the pool man possibly) and I bet any money this BITCH has got them again! And we will probably have to bail them out AGAIN!

We only live on one wage ffs coz I'm too sick to work! But FFS this lady has NO heart! It is just so unfair!

Hope that all made sence to ya's!!!


21 GiGGLeS:

Anonymous said...

I reckon that the Bitch may be doing something illegal with those dogs of yours.....

Bad luck re cupboard, nothing wrong with a bit of concussion, way better ( and cheaper) than the drugs that have the same effect

Vi said...

If they end up in the pound again, try and find out if it was that cow who took them AGAIN, I know they can't give info on who she is etc... but explain what she has been doing (they'll know anyway) and plead they give the dogs back for free, or you are going to sue her AND the pound for making money out of you!

Hope you are ok hon with the head. (but I must say, I laughed when you said the cats were swinging off the cupboard!)

Oh and re: dreams... you may need to make that phone call we were discussing about.

tax man said...

I didn't mean to be anonymous. Sorry. Couldn't sort password stuff.

Fat Controller said...

That's a seriously sick neighbour you've got there. Don't they suspect at the pound that it's the same person reporting them in all the time?

Tell you what. Next time you get a telemarketer trying to sell you timeshares or cheaper international calls or fitted kitchens or whatever then tell them you're not interested, but that YOU KNOW SOMEONE WHO IS!!

Looks like you need a good strong spring on the gate to close it.

Vi's Biggest Fan!!! said...

anon/tax - hehe yeh! Even the pound suggested that I call the cops! haha yeh concussion can be fun sometimes!!! Glad to see your password got sorted!:-P xx

Aunty Vi - yeh as I said,even the pound told me that I should call the police but at the same time they can't give me her details! It's sooo annoying!

Yeh the cats are little shits for hanging off the cupboard like their in a jungle ffs! But my head is fine!

Re: the dream... still working up the courage to call him! Still a bit weird for me xx

Fatty - Yeh thats the thing! The pound do know!!! They were the ones that told me, and they let me know because they knew it wasn't right! So you would think that the fuckers would not charge us wouldn't you! But No!! they say by law they have to charge us to bail them out, and it's out of thier hands!

LMFAO about the telemarketer idea!!!! Classic! xx

Anonymous said...

Sounds like it is time for some more James Bond covert action. Set that dog stealing woman up so she gets caught in the act. C;)

Sorry about your head, and the dreams... do you remember your dreams? do you write them down? C:)

Vi's Biggest Fan!!! said...

C:) - *GiGGLeS* yeh we are planning a way to find out who she is.. the bitch will be sorry when we dooooo!!!

I remember all my dreams... I shall be posting about it in a couple of days actually! :-) xx

Anonymous said...

VBF, your Bloggles addiction has you up at 2:30 in the morning?!? Oh my, you have it bad. C:P

Vi's Biggest Fan!!! said...

LOL no C:) thats my nightmares that I keep talking about that WAKES me up that early in the morning! :-) I come on here when I can't sleep *GiGGLeS*
*hugs Bloggles* xx

Magnus said...

Hmmmm... I can't ethically pray for the bitch's downfall... but I CAN pray for your benefit!

Consider it done.

Vi's Biggest Fan!!! said...

haha Cheers Mag! :-) xx

Anonymous said...

First picture of dog in the fence way cute. Second: your neighbor is keee-razy! Boo. Hiss. Biaotch.

Vi's Biggest Fan!!! said...

jenn - *GiGGLeS* Yeh that pic is one of my faves! And yep! She sure is a weiro! :-) xx

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