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Monday, February 25, 2008

Johnny Depp is Yummy!!!

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I Love Johnny Depp! He's the hottest actor ever!

(But not as hot as Hubby of course! *GiGGLeS*)

So I tried to watch his latest movie 'Sweeny Todd' a few days ago, but I had to turn it off 30 seconds into it when some chump started singing!

I CAN'T STAND MUSICAL MOVIES!!!!

But I wasn't aware of what the movie was actually about until Hubby told me it was based on a true story of a psycho killer!

Apparently this fella set up a barber shop with this reclining chair that would flip back and open a hatch to below the floor! He would slit his clients throats with his barber raizor and drop them down the hatch to his girlfriend who would MAKE PIES OUT OF THEM!!!!!!!!!

As soon as he told me this I was like FUCK YEH!!! How COOL! So I attemped to watch it again! I gotta say, it wasn't bad for a musical, but if it weren't for Jonny Depp and a psycho storyline I would never had bothered!

I'm a bit of a disturbing girl like that, I love gore and blood and guts and psycho killers and shit! (Creepy I know *GiGGLeS*) Mum tells me that when I was a little girl we would go to the video shop and mum would tell me to pick any movie I wanted! Expecting me to go to the childrens section I would always run over to the Horror section and pick out the most horrifying cover I could see!

I use to do disturbing stuff with my dolls too! I would perform operations on them, mutilate them and scribble red nicko all over them as blood! Our neighbour almost had a heart attack one day when she walked out the back to hang out the washing! She peered over the fence into our yard to see one of my dolls hanging by its neck with rope on the clothesline! She thought it was real! LOL I would also put my dolls in the fridge and pretend it was a morgue! *GiGGLeS*

IM NOT A FREAK I SWARE!!!! :-) I'm as harmless as they come!

I don't know why I just love gore so much! I have a real interest for crime and psycho killers and I love my horror movies!

I think it's because I am just so curious with the way that the human brain works, and I can not for the life of me understand how someone can bring themselves to murder someone and feel no remorse! But I'm desperate to know why they do it!!!

And for the whole horror love that I have, well as a child I always wanted to be a special effects artist! I would LOVE to be a horror movie makeup artist and cover actors in fake blood and gory wounds! Dunno why! It's just art to me! :-D I had the desire of being a forensic investigator at one stage too!

Still wanna be my friend? *GiGGLeS*

xx

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nitebyrd said...

Mmmmmmm, Johnny Depp is so amazing! LOVE him! I can't wait to see Sweeny Todd. Tim Burton may not be as hot as Johnny but the man is a dark genius. LOVE him, too!

Vi's Biggest Fan!!! said...

nite - *hehe* You have great taste!!! I think you'll enjoy it! :-) xx

Dazzed and Confused said...

J. Depp is one of my favorite actors.

Oh, and as for your hair color, don’t tell your husband I wrote this but you would look great even if you shaved your head.

Vi's Biggest Fan!!! said...

Hey Daz! :-) hahahaha actually you wouldn't believe this but Hubby would LOVE to know that you've said that! He is so desperate to see me with my natrual hair colour that he WANTS me to shave my head ffs! LOL xx

Magnus said...

Still wanna be my friend? *GiGGLeS*


More than ever.

I have something like 300 horror movies on DVD, ranging from silent films like The Phantom of the Opera to films like Saw. I've been trying to work out the identity of Jack the Ripper since I was in high school and I used to read about serial killers pretty extensively. Somewhere I have this idea in my head that if I read enough, I can do what all those FBI profilers have never done - find the common denominator that allows me to recognize a serial killer on sight. *grin*

Oh, and there's another Sweeney Todd movie out there, this one NOT a musical. It's called The Tale of Sweeney Todd and it stars Ben Kingsley and Joanna Lumley.


Still wanna be MY friend?

Vi's Biggest Fan!!! said...

mag - mate! I would be over your house in a heartbeat for a horror marathon and big brainstorm on getting to the bottom of Jack the Rippers identity!!!! I AM SOOOOOO THE SAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'll be over soon with some popcorn! *GiGGLeS*

ooo I must check out that other Sweeny Todd movie toooo thanks!! xx

Vi said...

Hmmmm, you don't like musicals? I remember, when you were about 4, your favourite movie was 'Rocky horror picture show, and you would go around the house singing' ta ta ta ta touch me.... I wanna be dirty! Thrill chill me fullfill me, creature of the night!'

Vi's Biggest Fan!!! said...

Aunty Vi!!! - LOL!!!!! Don't remind me!!! This is exactly WHY I Hate musicals dammit!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAD MEMORIES!!!!
xx!

Boy said...

My god, you are actually crazy!!! Mad woman I tell you. Sweeny Todd is an ace film though, I really enjoyed some of the musical bits and everything. So gruesome though!

Daryl E said...

You dont like musicals? I guess its all over between us then

craig andrew said...

The only way we can judge whether or not we are crazy is by the company we keep...

...and look at this crowd, you are bat-shit nuts!! C;)

Jackie Adshead said...

Mmmm.... now I'm worried! But I know what you mean about being interested in the art side of covering actors in fake blood and gore, it's really clever.

And anything with Johnny Depp is just magic. Sigh. Yep!!

Spiky Zora Jones said...

Wha-hey...I love anything with Johnny Depp...Um, like him in my bed. He hot!

Went to his club on Sunset lots of times in the hopes of meetimg him and shagging him till he was empty. He is though an odd fellow, as my girl said of him.

I have not seen the flick, but I have heard bad and good of the movie. Not wanting to see him in that bad way made us turn away from the movie.

I met a dude on sunset in front of the Kodak Theater that looked just like him...could it be...NAH!

Ciao babes.

Vi's Biggest Fan!!! said...

Boy - Make sure you sleep with one eye open! *GiGGLeS Insanely* :-P
Jokies! xx

Daryl E - LOL!!! Did you read that post??? LOL Out of all the things I said, it was the not liking MUSICALS that bothers you? :-P *GiGGLeS* xx

C:) - LOL!!!!!!!!!!! xx

Jackie - *GiGGLeS* I knew you'd understand about the art side of things! xx

Spiky - WOW!!!!It blows me away that you have been so close to him!! His Club??! HOW AWESOME!!! xx