My Hubby is THE MAN!!!

*GiGGLeS*

Hubby and I have a great fun playful relationship! We always poke fun at each other for silly stuff!

Hubby is the most sweetest charming guy I have ever met, but he can have a bit of an ego and can be a bit vain at times! Nothing serious, but I'm always giving him shit about it!

Like, a woman just has to pass him by, and he'll think "Oh yeah! She wants me!" He'll have a joke about it, but I know he is being half serious!!!

Like this one time when I was working for JSD construction, he would hang out at the beach when he finished work while he waited for me, and he would do push ups and bench presses to kill time.

Heaps of guys work out at the beach it is very popular and there are people EVERY WHERE! It is not uncommon to work out at this beach, they actually have gym equipment there to use!!!

But one day after he picked me up, we were driving home when this funny announcement came on the radio! A woman had rang up and said that she had spotted this 'hot guy working out at the beach' and she wanted his phone number!

IT COULD HAVE BEEN ANYONE!!!

But Hubby was dead sure that she just HAD to be talking about HIM!

Who knows, it may well have been... but he refused to believe that it could possibly be anyone else ffs!!!!

So with Hubby's beliefs on attracting all the ladies, I decided to put his theory to the test!

Don't get me wrong... he's a catch!!! But I wanted to see what would happen!

So ages ago, I signed him up to an Australian dating site called Red Hot Pie and I made up a public profile of him to see how many chicks he could pull!

Well! He was right... he got A LOT of attention!!!

I am bombarded with emails every frikken day with tonnes and tonnes of interests!

Here are a few of them who have contacted him, looking for a 'good time!'

Now for the fellas that just got a little excited by this pic, thinking it was a CHICKS arse... THINK AGAIN!!!

Cutie Buns is a bloke!!

I am happy to wait for you while you run to the toilet and vomit!

Oh! Were you expecting to see profiles of really hot chicks?

Well HA!!! So was Hubby!

No... actually, I kid you not... these emails I am bombarded with are all from GAY GUYS!!!

Ahuh! Gay guys that are looking to push my Hubbys poo!!! (Yes! One guy even used those words!)

Here are a few more of my favourites...

Awww he seems sweet enough! But sorry Sexy Boy... IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN!!

Hmmm if you were a chick, Horny you would be perfect for Keithy!!

Awww poor Gramps! I feel sorry for him! Now if Gramps were straight, I would hook him up with Grams!

And here is my personal favourite...

So I guess Hubby really is the man eh?

As dissapointed as he was that he has only attracted male attention, even still HE BLUSHED about it!!!

OK so I lie!

There was this ONE chick...

I've gotta wonder why you would want to bring candles to the park on a warm SUNNY day! But other then that... Kitty Kat seems lovely!!!

I'm sure if Hubby was single he'd be very interested in this sexy beast! But since he is taken... ugh... sorry love!

So Come on fellas? Any takers?

Let me know and I'll hook you up! :-P

xx

HALLELUJAH... HALLELUJAH... Hallelujah! Hallealujah! Hallelu-u-u-jaaaaaaaaAaAaA!!!!

WOOOOOHOOOOOO!!!!! I have...................................

THE INTERNET AGAIN!!!!!

Oh my flamin HECK!!! Only took over 2 BLOODY PAINFULLY LONG MONTHS!!!

I actually got the Internet back up a few days ago, and I thought I'd get everything fixed at once, by getting my Dad over to fix Keithy as well to make a fresh start!

(Keithy has had serious spam problems and got bombarded with viruses which really slowed everything down and somethimes even froze the computer!)

So I had only had the Internet for a couple of minutes when Dad managed to stuff up the computer ALL TOGETHER!!! I couldn't even turn it on after he was finished with it!

But that's ok! He ended up taking it home and fixing it completely, making Keithy as good as brand knew, so I am stoked!!!

THANKS DADDA!!!! xx

NOW! I should probably mention that we couldn't find out the sex of bub after all!!!

The cheeky bugger had it's legs crossed, and wouldn't open them for anyone!

So... we weren't meant to find out after all!

I do have another scan at 32 weeks, so we may be able to find out then, but by then maybe we'll decide to just wait, as it wont be long before we'll find out FOR REAL!!!

They did give us an awesome 4d image of the baby though, it was incredible watching it swim around on the screen, and hearing it's strong little heart beat!

I've attached the piccy for you all to see, but though some people can make it out straight away, others can not make it out for the life of em and need to have it explained to them!

Can you make it out?

If not, maybe this will help?

Still can't see it?

Well ffs, you need glasses!

Here! Look at this picture... it's pretty much in the exact same position as this bub pic!

Ahhh... NOW you see it!

*GiGGLeS*

Right! I'd love to stay and chat... but I have a BUSY day of visiting my favourite bloggle buddys and catching up on what has been going on in YOUR neck of the woods!

*sigh* It's great to be home!

xx

HOWDY Y'ALL...

*Clears throat* I mean.... G'DAY MATES!!!

Ok first of all...

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I am SOOOOOOOOO frikken over technical crap!!!

Ok, SO...

Just so ya's know... I am NOT Dead! I am still fluttering around (feeling sorry for myself because I have NO Internet at the moment) but I haven't disappeared off the face of the earth!!!

You see... the last time ya's heard from me, I was temporarily ill with horrid migraines and morning sickness, so I was too crook to drag my arse to Keithy!

But since then (ages ago now) the morning sickness and bad headaches had STOPPED (praise the lord) and I have finally been feeling FANTASTIC!!!

It wasn't until I received a VERY EXCITING Parcel in the mail from the beautiful Daryl (frikken yonks ago now!) when I rushed online to send her many thanks, but I had discovered that I HAD NO INTERNET!!!

So let me just say now... THANK YOU SOOOOO MUCH DARYL!!! xxxxxx

She sent me 2 whole blocks of gorjus choccy and OMFG it was delish!!! The choccy looked real posh like it coulda cost an arm and a leg for!!! And I tell ya what!!! An arm and a leg would be a small price to pay for it's deliciousness!!! *GiGGLeS*

SO THANK YOU DEAR LADY!!! I OWE YA ONE!

Unfortunately, Hubby threw out the empty packets and I have forgotten what the actual names of the chocolate were. Daryl could you pretty please remind me of these names and brands so I can Google the images and do a proper review on them? *Flutters Eyelashes*... Ta. xx

Oooo so any way... when I discovered that the Internet was down I picked up the phone to abuse the slackers, only to THEN discover that even the PHONE LINE WAS DISCONNECTED!!!

Long story short... Our Internet and local calls service are with Telstra, and our Mobile and overseas calls are with Max Telecom! I'm not exactly sure what the heck is going on... but apparently these services are clashing with each other and have cut off all of our services ALL TOGETHER!!! Which is STUPID because we are paying for NOTHING!

The big problem is... that none of these dickheads know how to fix the damn problem, because they have never dealt with an issue like this before!!

And as you can imagine, I can't even CALL the bastards because our phone isn't working!!! So I can only call them when I get a chance to go to Muussy's house, and even then all they can tell me is they are still trying to 'sort the problem'! DICKHEADS!

I'm at Muussy's at the moment, which is how I have found the time to pop on and do a post. I decided it would be easy if I spent the night because I have heaps of things (including this Telstra and Max Telecom issue) to sort out via phone, so I'm going to deal with all of that tomorrow!

Plus we are going to a funeral tomorrow...

Remember the family friend who I posted about? Who was diagnosed with a kidney tumour and told that he only had 4 months to live?

Well he lost his life on Saturday, and his funeral is tomorrow, may he rest in peace. xx

I don't know if I actually will go yet... I really struggle with these sort of things! The thought of death completely freaks me out, and I feel every bit of pain and suffering around me!

It's going to be really hard to see his family in mourning, and it doesn't help that I'm already a blubbering, hormonal, pregnant mess, getting fatter by the day!!

But anyway... we shall see how it goes!!!

On a brighter note... I FOUND THE CAMERA!!!

And since I've had nothing better to do, I went mad with posing in the dunny room and taking silly shots of myself to show off my new AWESOME PINK COWGIRL HAT that my AWESOME FRIEND RHEA SENT ME!!!!

It is soooo me...

Oh and look what else I did...

THINNY...

THIS IS FOR YOU...

*GiGGLeS*

But you know what really sux?

I have completed 2 NEW episodes of RAT GiRL!!!

BUT I DON'T EVEN HAVE THE NET TO UPLOAD THEM!!!!! :-( BOOOOOOOO

I do hope to be back online soon.

xx

Triple Tagged!!!

Aggggggggggggggggggggggggggges ago now, I was tagged by the lovely Texan Cowgirl Rhea with this meme! But since then, I was also tagged by Emma, and Thinny with a very similar meme.

Both had very similar questions, so instead of doing it twice, I'll just join the two meme's together!

Sorry it took so long to get around to it, but Giggle always delivers eventually! :-) *GiGGLeS*

1. The rules of the game get posted at the beginning of the post.

2. Each player answers the questions about themselves in their post.

3. At the end of the post, the player then tags 5-6 people and posts their names, then goes to their blogs and leaves them a comment, letting them know they’ve been tagged and asking them to read your blog.

4. Let the person who tagged you know when you’ve posted your answer.

Ok! So... I'm not quite sure what to call this meme... because it's a bit of everything!

Hey I know!...

I'll call it...

THE BIT OF EVERYTHING MEME!!!

So here goes...

What was I doing 10 years ago?

10 years ago I was 14 years old! I had not long started high school, and was your typical cheeky teenage girl who loved to hang out with her friends and run a muck!

In fact... Not much has changed! *GiGGLeS*

I loved to play dress ups, like I still do today...

I lounged around like a couch potato like I still do today...


and I still pig out on junk, like I did 10 years ago...

OK... OK... so there is one thing I must confess to that took over my entire 14 year old life!

*Sigh*

When I was not dressing up, lazing around, or pigging out... I was obsessing and stalking my deep infatuation of a certain little long blond haired boy-band who I was madly and deeply in love with!!!...

HANSON!!!

Yep! I had a serious problem! These guys were all my life consisted of, and I just had to have EVERYTHING with their face on it!!! I had THOUSANDS of posters of them, about 50 shirts, I had flags, books, hats, clocks, even mirrors, EVERY CD, signed posters, rare records, necklaces, rings, tattoos, stickers, postcards.... EVERYTHING!!!!!

In fact... I STILL HAVE IT ALL TODAY!!!

Poor Mum and Dad have it taking up their whole spare room! I just don't know what the heck to do with it all!

Luckily, this expensive addiction came to an end when Taylor got a girlfriend! (That bitch!!!) I decided that it was time to move on and I accepted the fact that I could never marry him!

So... I got myself a boyfriend instead...

WHAT?

*GiGGLeS*

Five Snacks I enjoy?

1. Strawberries

2. Cherry Tomatoes

3. CHOCKY!!!

4. Chippies!!!

and

5. Olives

Five Things On My To-Do List Today?

1. Catch up on everyone elses blogs!

2. Clean the house!

3. Clean the house!

4. Feed the cats!

and

5. Clean the house!

Five Things I Would Do If I Were A Billionaire?

1. Hire a maid LOL!!!

2. Buy my own Private McDonalds to go in my kitchen!

3. Go around the world and visit each blogger!

4. I'd give each family member and good friend a million bucks each!

5. Or... I'd make a billion friends, and give them all a dollar each!

Five Jobs I Have Had?

1. Stock Displayer? (Heck knows what it's called! But I use to work in a big department store after hours restocking shelves in the baby section, and making pretty displays and stuff! I quit when my skanky team leader called me a slut!)

2. Gift Shop 2IC! (Yes well... that was with the boss from heck - Monster 2!)

3. Fashion Retail Sales Assistant! (Also a company full of bitchy slags!)

4. Receptionist for Accountants in NZ! (Loved it! Just had to leave because of illness! [Went back to Oz])

5. Office Administrator for a dumb construction company! (Where I met Monster 1!)

Yeah.... Work sux!!!

Five of My Bad Habits?

1. Pigging out!

2. Being Lazy!

3. Adopting feral cats!

4. Losing my patience with Keithy!

and my biggest bad habit of all...

5. I have a habit of licking hubbys face and then blowing on the spit to dry his face out! Hubby can't stand it! *GiGGLeS evily*

Five Places I've Lived?

1. At my Mums and Dads!

2. At Red's house in NZ!

3. At Hubby's Mum's house in NZ!

4. At Trubs house! (Well! Pretty much!!)

5. In mine and Hubby's house now!

Five Random Things?

1. I've been stung by a Jelly fish!

2. I've been bitten by a Red back spider!

3. I've been bitten by a snake!

4. Even Hubby has bitten me!

and

5. I've been bitten by a rat! ...No joke! *GiGGLeS*

How did I name my blog?

Hmmm, well at first I named it 'motivationless' because my life is so incredibly boring, I was SURE I was going to struggle with posting! Because I didn't think I could possibly have anything to post about!!!

BUT, then I managed to post every day for the first couple of months! There was no stopping me! So I decided that the name didn't suit anymore, and changed it to '*GiGGLeS*' well, because dammit, giggling is my favourite thing to do!!!

Oh and for the record, a couple people have asked me if my nickname is 'Giggle' or 'GiGGLeS' because it can be very confusing.

Well... quite frankly you can call what ever the heck you want, but for those who have asked... '*GiGGLeS*' is the name of my BLOG - as in 'The place to come for a giggle' OR '*GiGGLeS* as in Giggle's Place!

Which means, that my nickname is actually 'Giggle' (no 'S') LMAO!!!

Comprendo?

FFS just call me Preggo! Everyone else has been! :-P

*GiGGLeS*

OH! I am suppose to tag people with this!

To be honest, it has been so long, I can't remember who the heck has and hasn't done this, so this meme is free for all to do what you please with!

xx