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Showing posts with label Monster 1. Show all posts
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Wednesday, September 17, 2008

IT’S OUR 2 YEAR WEDDING ANNIVERSARY!!!




Well I managed to do it!

Today is mine and Hubbys 2nd year wedding anniversary WOOHOO!! And as promised, I managed to publish the next RAT GiRL episode JUST in time for it!

WOAH Hang on! Hang on! I know you are dying to go and see it… but just read this post first ffs! :-P

With every RAT GiRL episode I like to have a real life version story to go with it, as every SINGLE episode is based on a real life event!

And with this episode being about my Hens Night… I thought I’d better do a post about it so you can get the gist of the comic version!

My Hens Night ROCKED and it was very…very… PINK!!!!

And I mean everything was Pink! From the games and prizes…



To my cute little outfit…

From the food and cocktails…

(Our pink G-String cock waiter!)

To my fun dressed up guests!!!

(Red, Cockwaiter and Hef)

First we had cocktails and played games at Muussys house…

(Hef and her Mama)

And then we went on a pubcrawl!


(On the bus)

Where we were forced to follow really hard rules and had to scull alcohol from a hideous funnel if we broke one!



(Me sculling from a penis funnel from in between Trub's legs!!! Tricky stuff!)

By the end of the night we hit the night clubs…


(My Brother 'P's Girlfriend 'A', Hef, Pup, Hubbys sis 'M', Me, Red and Lolly's head at the back! )

It was so much fun!!!

Hubby on the other hand… was not having such a great night!

Unfortunately I don’t have any photos of Hubby Bucks night because the guy I had in charge of the camera took nothing but stupid photos of girls tits and arses (No fellas! I’m NOT going to waste my time posting them! :-P)

But the guys tackled Hubby down and handcuffed him to a blow up doll (*GiGGLeS*) and then they dragged him into town.

Heres a pic of me with his blowup doll…



All was a great night for him until he ran into a guy who I’ll call Dread (because he has dreadlocks) and his girlfriend ‘Slag’ (because ffs she is one!!!.)

I’ve actually mentioned Dread before in my ‘MONSTER 1’ story… but it is a RIDICULOUSLY long post to read again just for the section on Dread!

So to cut a long story short… I met Dread years ago, he was a mate of my ‘Ex’ and we were great friends, I bent over backwards for him, I thought I could trust him and I had great respect for him!

After coming back to my hometown years later after living in New Zealand for a couple years, I got a job in a construction company where (as most of you know Monster 1 attacked me!)
I was surprised to find that Dread was actually a worker there so it was great to see him again and catch up.

The problem was that Dread and Monster had a very strong friendship, so when all that crap happened with Monster hitting me, of course Dread took his side.

But the thing that Dread and his Girlfriend did that I can never forgive them for, was on the night of my Hens night and Hubbys bucks night… They spread all these horrible rumours to Hubby about me – such as I had apparently offered Monster to have sex with me in the bathroom!!!!??? (Which he wouldn’t have turned me down if it WERE TRUE!!!)

Dread tried to convince Hubby not to marry me and that I was nothing but a slut and a liar!

I’m so grateful that Hubby never believed him for a second, but it really broke my heart that Dread (who I adored and thought the world of) tried to sabotage my own Wedding just DAYS BEFORE!!!

Could you imagine what could have happened if Hubby believed him?!!!

I still cry myself to sleep about it!

So you guessed it my friends!!! RAT GiRL gets her revenge on the mungrals! :-P



So Hubby didn’t have a great night at all! But at least on the night before our Wedding he got to make up for it by spending all night at a strip club with his groomsmen! *GiGGLeS*


OK… so NOW you can go and see the episode!

By the way… I know it takes AGES to load the piccys even more so with each new episode added - as the more pictures there are - the longer it takes to load. So I’m very sorry, but it wouldn’t be RAT GiRL without the pictures! LOL So please just bare with it, be patient, and open it up and let it load in the background while you do your other things, and get back to it when you’re ready for a giggle!

It takes me about 6 hours to upload each fecking episode! Surely you can wait 10 mins for crying out loud! ;-)

xx

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Triple Tagged!!!

Aggggggggggggggggggggggggggges ago now, I was tagged by the lovely Texan Cowgirl Rhea with this meme! But since then, I was also tagged by Emma, and Thinny with a very similar meme.

Both had very similar questions, so instead of doing it twice, I'll just join the two meme's together!

Sorry it took so long to get around to it, but Giggle always delivers eventually! :-) *GiGGLeS*

1. The rules of the game get posted at the beginning of the post.

2. Each player answers the questions about themselves in their post.

3. At the end of the post, the player then tags 5-6 people and posts their names, then goes to their blogs and leaves them a comment, letting them know they’ve been tagged and asking them to read your blog.

4. Let the person who tagged you know when you’ve posted your answer.

Ok! So... I'm not quite sure what to call this meme... because it's a bit of everything!

Hey I know!...

I'll call it...

THE BIT OF EVERYTHING MEME!!!

So here goes...

What was I doing 10 years ago?


10 years ago I was 14 years old! I had not long started high school, and was your typical cheeky teenage girl who loved to hang out with her friends and run a muck!

In fact... Not much has changed! *GiGGLeS*

I loved to play dress ups, like I still do today...


I lounged around like a couch potato like I still do today...


and I still pig out on junk, like I did 10 years ago...


OK... OK... so there is one thing I must confess to that took over my entire 14 year old life!

*Sigh*

When I was not dressing up, lazing around, or pigging out... I was obsessing and stalking my deep infatuation of a certain little long blond haired boy-band who I was madly and deeply in love with!!!...


HANSON!!!

Yep! I had a serious problem! These guys were all my life consisted of, and I just had to have EVERYTHING with their face on it!!! I had THOUSANDS of posters of them, about 50 shirts, I had flags, books, hats, clocks, even mirrors, EVERY CD, signed posters, rare records, necklaces, rings, tattoos, stickers, postcards.... EVERYTHING!!!!!

In fact... I STILL HAVE IT ALL TODAY!!!

Poor Mum and Dad have it taking up their whole spare room! I just don't know what the heck to do with it all!



Luckily, this expensive addiction came to an end when Taylor got a girlfriend! (That bitch!!!) I decided that it was time to move on and I accepted the fact that I could never marry him!




So... I got myself a boyfriend instead...



WHAT?
*GiGGLeS*



Five Snacks I enjoy?


1. Strawberries Strawberry

2. Cherry Tomatoes Tomato
3. CHOCKY!!! Chocolate Bunny

4. Chippies!!! Chips

and

5. Olives Martini Roll


Five Things On My To-Do List Today?

1. Catch up on everyone elses blogs! Computer

2. Clean the house! Surf The Web
3. Clean the house! Recliner

4. Feed the cats! I'm Gonna Feed You A Shut-up Sandwich.

and

5. Clean the house! Sandy Beach


Five Things I Would Do If I Were A Billionaire?


1. Hire a maid LOL!!! Maid

2. Buy my own Private McDonalds to go in my kitchen! Burger Joint
3. Go around the world and visit each blogger! Skydiver

4. I'd give each family member and good friend a million bucks each! Money 2

5. Or... I'd make a billion friends, and give them all a dollar each! Money 3



Five Jobs I Have Had?


1. Stock Displayer? (Heck knows what it's called! But I use to work in a big department store after hours restocking shelves in the baby section, and making pretty displays and stuff! I quit when my skanky team leader called me a slut!) Sexy

2. Gift Shop 2IC! (Yes well... that was with the boss from heck - Monster 2!) CEO


3. Fashion Retail Sales Assistant! (Also a company full of bitchy slags!) Sales Rack


4. Receptionist for Accountants in NZ! (Loved it! Just had to leave because of illness! [Went back to Oz]) Office

5. Office Administrator for a dumb construction company! (Where I met Monster 1!) Watching The Clock

Yeah.... Work sux!!!


Five of My Bad Habits?

1. Pigging out! Buffet
2. Being Lazy! Mullet
3. Adopting feral cats! Kitty 1

4. Losing my patience with Keithy! Throw Computer


and my biggest bad habit of all...

5. I have a habit of licking hubbys face and then blowing on the spit to dry his face out! Hubby can't stand it! *GiGGLeS evily* Licks


Five Places I've Lived?

1. At my Mums and Dads! Family 2
2. At Red's house in NZ! Steak House
3. At Hubby's Mum's house in NZ! Mom
4. At Trubs house! (Well! Pretty much!!) Party Time
5. In mine and Hubby's house now! Haunted House


Five Random Things?

1. I've been stung by a Jelly fish! Ouch
2. I've been bitten by a Red back spider! Spider

3. I've been bitten by a snake! Snake 2

4. Even Hubby has bitten me! Munchy
and
5. I've been bitten by a rat! Rat ...No joke! *GiGGLeS*


How did I name my blog?

Hmmm, well at first I named it 'motivationless' because my life is so incredibly boring, I was SURE I was going to struggle with posting! Because I didn't think I could possibly have anything to post about!!!

BUT, then I managed to post every day for the first couple of months! There was no stopping me! So I decided that the name didn't suit anymore, and changed it to '*GiGGLeS*' well, because dammit, giggling is my favourite thing to do!!!

Oh and for the record, a couple people have asked me if my nickname is 'Giggle' or 'GiGGLeS' because it can be very confusing.

Well... quite frankly you can call what ever the heck you want, but for those who have asked... '*GiGGLeS*' is the name of my BLOG - as in 'The place to come for a giggle' OR '*GiGGLeS* as in Giggle's Place!

Which means, that my nickname is actually 'Giggle' (no 'S') LMAO!!!

Comprendo?

FFS just call me Preggo! Everyone else has been! :-P

*GiGGLeS*


OH! I am suppose to tag people with this!
To be honest, it has been so long, I can't remember who the heck has and hasn't done this, so this meme is free for all to do what you please with!

xx