IT’S OUR 2 YEAR WEDDING ANNIVERSARY!!!

Well I managed to do it!

Today is mine and Hubbys 2nd year wedding anniversary WOOHOO!! And as promised, I managed to publish the next RAT GiRL episode JUST in time for it!

WOAH Hang on! Hang on! I know you are dying to go and see it… but just read this post first ffs! :-P

With every RAT GiRL episode I like to have a real life version story to go with it, as every SINGLE episode is based on a real life event!

And with this episode being about my Hens Night… I thought I’d better do a post about it so you can get the gist of the comic version!

My Hens Night ROCKED and it was very…very… PINK!!!!

And I mean everything was Pink! From the games and prizes…

To my cute little outfit…

From the food and cocktails…

(Our pink G-String cock waiter!)

To my fun dressed up guests!!!

(Red, Cockwaiter and Hef)

First we had cocktails and played games at Muussys house…

(Hef and her Mama)

And then we went on a pubcrawl!

(On the bus)

Where we were forced to follow really hard rules and had to scull alcohol from a hideous funnel if we broke one!

(Me sculling from a penis funnel from in between Trub's legs!!! Tricky stuff!)

By the end of the night we hit the night clubs…

(My Brother 'P's Girlfriend 'A', Hef, Pup, Hubbys sis 'M', Me, Red and Lolly's head at the back! )

It was so much fun!!!

Hubby on the other hand… was not having such a great night!

Unfortunately I don’t have any photos of Hubby Bucks night because the guy I had in charge of the camera took nothing but stupid photos of girls tits and arses (No fellas! I’m NOT going to waste my time posting them! :-P)

But the guys tackled Hubby down and handcuffed him to a blow up doll (*GiGGLeS*) and then they dragged him into town.

Heres a pic of me with his blowup doll…

All was a great night for him until he ran into a guy who I’ll call Dread (because he has dreadlocks) and his girlfriend ‘Slag’ (because ffs she is one!!!.)

I’ve actually mentioned Dread before in my ‘MONSTER 1’ story… but it is a RIDICULOUSLY long post to read again just for the section on Dread!

So to cut a long story short… I met Dread years ago, he was a mate of my ‘Ex’ and we were great friends, I bent over backwards for him, I thought I could trust him and I had great respect for him!

After coming back to my hometown years later after living in New Zealand for a couple years, I got a job in a construction company where (as most of you know Monster 1 attacked me!)
I was surprised to find that Dread was actually a worker there so it was great to see him again and catch up.

The problem was that Dread and Monster had a very strong friendship, so when all that crap happened with Monster hitting me, of course Dread took his side.

But the thing that Dread and his Girlfriend did that I can never forgive them for, was on the night of my Hens night and Hubbys bucks night… They spread all these horrible rumours to Hubby about me – such as I had apparently offered Monster to have sex with me in the bathroom!!!!??? (Which he wouldn’t have turned me down if it WERE TRUE!!!)

Dread tried to convince Hubby not to marry me and that I was nothing but a slut and a liar!

I’m so grateful that Hubby never believed him for a second, but it really broke my heart that Dread (who I adored and thought the world of) tried to sabotage my own Wedding just DAYS BEFORE!!!

Could you imagine what could have happened if Hubby believed him?!!!

I still cry myself to sleep about it!

So you guessed it my friends!!! RAT GiRL gets her revenge on the mungrals! :-P

So Hubby didn’t have a great night at all! But at least on the night before our Wedding he got to make up for it by spending all night at a strip club with his groomsmen! *GiGGLeS*


OK… so NOW you can go and see the episode!

By the way… I know it takes AGES to load the piccys even more so with each new episode added - as the more pictures there are - the longer it takes to load. So I’m very sorry, but it wouldn’t be RAT GiRL without the pictures! LOL So please just bare with it, be patient, and open it up and let it load in the background while you do your other things, and get back to it when you’re ready for a giggle!

It takes me about 6 hours to upload each fecking episode! Surely you can wait 10 mins for crying out loud! ;-)

xx

Tagged Again!!!

Thank you to the Awesome Ashley Ladd... Who tagged me with...

6 MORE RANDOM FACTS ABOUT ME!

I actually did the 7 facts about me a while ago... but heck! There's always plenty more right??!

The rules:

1) Link back to the person who tagged you.
2) Post the rules on your blog.
3) Write six things about yourself.
4) Tag six people at the end of your post by posting links to their blogsites.

5) Let them know they've been tagged by leaving a comment on their site.
6) And let your tagger know when your entry is up.


Ok, so here goes...

1) I'm allergic to nuts!

A very small amount of whole peanuts are not so bad ( I'd die for a couple of peanut MnM's *GiGGLeS*), but I have serious anaphylactic reactions to Peanut butter spread!

Even if Hubby kisses me hours after he has eaten peanut butter on toast, my esophagus swells and I could... well quite frankly drop dead! LOL

2) I fell out of a moving vehicle!

When I was about 3yrs old, Muussy was getting us kids ready to go to a family friends BBQ. Muussy buckled me in the car (in the backseat) and ran into grab something from the house. My brothers (then 8yrs old) were also in the car with me - 'P' was in the backseat with me and 'D' was in the front!

Being the bratty child that I was, I was not a happy chappy about 'D' having the front seat! No Sireee! I wanted the front seat! ME!

So I started cracking the shits, and my brothers started teasing me to make it worse! 'P' was pushing and shoving me while 'D' was calling me names! (As kids do!)

So I was like "I'm telling Mummy!!!" and I undid my seat belt and tried to open the car door, but just as I tried, Muussy came rushing back out to the car.

She jumped in and started the car up "Right is every one buckled up?" she said as she reversed out. "Yessss" the boys said, while I was trying to hide the fact that I had taken my seat belt off (I didn't want to get in trouble you see.)

Even as we were driving I had the shits and was winging to Mum how it was unfair that 'D' got the front seat! *GiGGLeS* But as I was complaining... we were driving downwards on a very steep road, and 'P' shoved me again to shut me up.

When I tried to open the car door before we left, it turns out that I actually did open it but it was caught on the latch! So when 'P' shoved me... I slammed against the door... causing it to fly open... causing me to fly out!!!

I flew out onto the road and tumbled a long way down the steep hill! Luckily.. I didn't die (obviously!!! *GiGGLeS*) But you should have seen the right side of my face! All the skin had been ripped off!!! Ewwwww!

3) I flashed my box to an entire pub ffs!

Yes! I did a Britney!!!

LMAO!! This is my most embarrassing moment!

I actually faint a lot, I'm just about always sick, and weak with me CFS, so I can faint at the drop of a hat!

But one night ages ago Hubby and I went out to Dinner to a local pub with Trub and her Partner (She was there... so embarrassing!!!) Anyways... I was wearing a mini skirt and a tank top, (Hey this is Australia... its too hot to wear much!) and I was wearing this G-String that was seriously pissing me off something chronic!!! It was just a really bad make and was soooo uncomfortable!

So I ducked into the dunny and took them off... leaving me commando under my mini skirt!!! It was a huge risk to take, but it was almost time to go and we were sitting at a table the whole night anyway - so there was a very slim chance of flashing my box!

But when it was time to leave, and we headed to the door... I got the strangest feeling and everything went blurry! Next thing I know I'm on the fucking floor with the entire pub staring at me! I had gone arse up in a mini skirt with no knickers!!! There was even a woman singer there who stopped singing and pretty much announced what had happened through the microphone ffs, which caused MORE attention!!! Fucking embarrassing!

4) My friend was busted shoplifting because I fainted!

Speaking of fainting, this is pretty funny!
One of my good mates had a bad habit of shop lifting, and she would always try and make me part of it. I am a very conscious person, I couldn't lie to save my own life (a white lie maybe, but nothing serious) and I get very flustered in deceiving situations!!

So... one day after school my mate and I went to the local shopping complex and began to do our regular window shop in our favourite places! Sure enough it didn't take long for my mate to find something that she really wanted, but this thing was bigger than the anything else she had ever stolen! Usually I would just stay right away from her while she was doing it because I wanted nothing to do with it!

But this time she needed my help ffs. She asked me to hold her bag for her while she 'did something.' Me thinking that there was no harm in holding her bag for her and said "sure" and put it over my shoulders!

Next minute I feel something heavy going into the bag. "WTF are you doing??" I said... "Oh just relax" she said "we wont get caught!"

I started freaking out something shocking... I had sweat running down my face and I felt physically ill in my stomach!

We continued walking around the shop while my mate was looking for more things to nick, but I just could not concentrate on anything! Before long I had freaked out so frikking much that I actually passed out!

As I landed on my back the stolen goods came flying out and the manager of the shop saw the whole thing!!!

Luckily my mate took the blame, and they understood that I played no willing role in it!!!

5) I like to draw

In my spare time I love to draw portraits!

This is a drawing I did about 5 yrs ago of my Brothers and I!!!

P left, me middle, D right!


6) I busted two blokes having a root!

This is one of many memories I could do with out!!!

Years ago when i was with Ex, there was a party going on in the street behind mine, (my parents - where I was living at the time) It was a party of a mate of ours who I'll call 'Beavis'! Beavis was the Boyfriend of one of my school friends 'Pain' (who was always such a bitch to me!)

Pain was always jealous of Beavis' best mate 'Butthead', because they were inseparable and Butthead did not like 'Pain' at all! (Don't blame him!)

Anyways, I had a lot of stuff to do so I told Ex to head to the party without me and that I would catch up with him later.

Hours later I headed over to Beavis' house and I was surprised to find that it was very quiet! Usually there would be drunks all over the place, pissing on trees and passed out on the lawn! But there was no one!

Downstairs they had a game room which was where the party's always took place, it had a bar and a pool table! I heard music coming from that room so I figured that everyone must be in there, so I opened the door to see if it was unlocked!

The light was off! But I could hear music. Just as the song had ended I heard this very strange grunting noise. Honestly... I thought it was Beavis' dog 'Pinki' who is ALWAYS choking!!! So I flick on the light.............

It wasn't Pinki at all..........................

Well.... not that kind of 'Pinki' anyway!...........

it was Beavis and Butthead rooting on the couch!!!

*cringes* OMFG Beavis was playing the man... and Butthead was playing the woman... if you know what I mean!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMFAO

They were soooooo embarrassed (as you freaking would be) I had to laugh when Beavis freaked and yelled "Its not what it looks like!!!" as he was tripping over the pants he was trying to put back on in a rush!!! LOL what is with that? So many people say that when they are fully busted!

Anyways, it turns out that the party had been cancelled and everyone headed to another party! (Thanks for telling me and my poor virgin eyes ffs!!!)

I still see Butthead around, he serves me sometimes at the supermarket... but he can't bring himself to talk to me... he just looks down with his face as red as a beetroot!

*GiGGLeS*

If you would like to read more random facts about me click here!

Ok... 6 victims...

Crystalchick
Rhea
Misty
Trub
Joey
SSC

Tag... you're it!

By the way... Thank you all so much for your support on The adventures of RAT GiRL!!! I'm working on Part 2 now!! :-)


xx

The dumber I get the blonder I get!!!

Or wait... is it the other way around? :-P *GiGGLeS*

OMFG it's just ridiculous! I've done my 5th dye now to get back to blonde from brunette and it's slowly getting there. But you would think that I would have mastered the whole dying process by now! I've used the SAME brand, color and dye 5 times now in the space of a 2 weeks!

As much as I hate reading instructions I decided I'd better any way, just to be on the safe side! So I only needed to read it once on the first dye, so I could master it and to know what to do for the other dyes, right? ... *sigh* WRONG... AGAIN!!!

Well first of all, on my 1st dye, I managed to get a big chunk of it in my mouth ffs! Don't ask how.. I don't know either, but it tasted fucking awful!!!

The 2nd dye... I didn't eat it, but I stupidly forgot to change into some daggy clothes and got one of my good tops bloody bleached!!

The 3rd dye... I didn't eat it, and remembered to wear my daggy clothes this time, BUT... I freaking forgot I was dying my hair and left it in for HOURS! SO I left it in for far too long!

The 4th dye... Ok I ate a little, but I remembered to wear daggy clothes AND I washed it out at the right time! BUT the fucking thing didn't work! Why? Because stupid me accidently put the powder in before the cream (it's suppose to be the other way around) This caused a chemicle reaction and the fucking bottle exploded!!!!!!! Hair dye went EVERYWHERE! What little I had left, I put in my hair, but it turned to shit any way!!!

The 5th dye... Oh ffs! I just realised that there was no 5th! There was only 4, which means that I can't bloody count, which means I MUST be getting blonder!!!

Are you seeing the pattern here?

I'm a fucking dumbarse!!! >:-}

*GiGGLeS*

On a different note, everything else has been getting in order! A couple of rooms have been cleaned on the 'Achievement Challenge' that me and Trub are doing! AND I'm on a healthy eating plan which has helped me lose 1KG so far WooooHooooo! So I'm stoked!!!

Oh! An update about the dream I had about Ex!

I found out not long after the dream I had, Ex was done for drink driving, lost his licence and had to go to court and pay a big fine! He also quit his job because his hand swelled up from injuring it!!!!

Hubby reckons that these parts of my dream are related...

'Trying to warn Ex via phone' - Symbolises: Trying to stop him from driving drunk!

'My Dad chucking money at me (wasting it, throwing it away)' - Symbolises: Ex's fine (losing money)!

'Getting a Taxi in my dream' - Symbolises: The right thing to do, rather than drink driving!

and

'My hand swelling up' - Symbolises: Ex's injury!

Weird huh! Interesting theory, but most likely just a coincidence! I'm just glad that it was nothing too serious, and that he didn't die ffs!

On a crappier note, Hubby almost had a stroke to find out that our rates have gone up $200 a month!!! *sigh* We were already struggling with finances and now this ffs! It's just ridiculous, thousands of people are losing their houses coz they just can't afford to keep them! So sad... but we are staying positive! :-)

Ummm what else? OH! My Granma just found out she has a sister she didn't know about!!! Crazy shit! But I'll let Aunty Vi post about that one! (If she wants) :-)

Tonight Hubby and I will be partying at Trubs & Crazys (her partner) house!!! So exciting!!! This will be the first time I have been outta the house in a long time! :-) I intend to run a muck! *GiGGLeS*

Have a great weekend!

Now excuse me while I put my headphones back on and listen to 'breath in, breath out' before I drop dead ffs!

*GiGGLeS* :-P

P.S. If you wanna see the results from the 'Who's been paying attention Quiz' Go here! (If you haven't already!)

xx

To call.... or not to call!

Blergh!!!!!

Is there a dream interpreter in the house???

I've been having these horrible recurring nightmares for the last 3 weeks, it's a very short one but it feels like it lasts for hours and has me waking up at 2am on the dot every night with an anxiety attack!

The whole dream starts off with me at my parents house in the computer room absolutely FREAKING out knowing that my ex Boyfriend is in great danger! I seem to know exactly what kind of danger he is in - in the dream but I have no idea in reality what it is.

Anyway I keep picking up the phone and panicky try to dial his number, but my fingers keep slipping and I can't dial the right number. So I just keep hanging up and trying again! But each time I try again it becomes harder and harder to dial the numbers and I stuff up even more! I keep trying this for hours and just panicking trying to get a grip on it!

The intensity is just mind blowing! I am freaking out like it's a matter between life and death! Eventually I come to a point where I can calm myself down and tell myself to just relax and dial the numbers slowly. But at this moment my hand just keeps swelling up a hundred times bigger than the phone itself making it impossible for my now HUGE fingers to dial the individual buttons!

That's when my dad walks in and starts talking to me... I can't hear what he is saying because I am too busy freaking out. I start screaming at him to stop distracting me and he just smirks and starts throwing $100 notes at me! He does it in a provoking manner and I start getting really worked up! But then I get this idea to pick up a $100 note and jump in a taxi to go see my ex! That's when I wake up screaming with anxiety at 2am!!!


I have always have very vivid dreams, most of them mean nothing but some of them come true! I've dreamt that my pets would die, and a week later they do. I dreamt that my Pop died a week before he did too. I also dreamt that my Dad had a heart attack a week before he did as well!

And these have all been unexpected events!

I had this strange dream a couple of years ago of a (NZ) friend of mine walking through a park cradling a baby, I could only see the back of her. I had not seen her for ages and was so excited to say hello, so I walked up to her and tapped her on the shoulder. She spun around and she had no eyes!!! Just these big gaping holes in her head that were weeping of blood! She was crying "my baby, my baby" I looked down and the baby and it was just a cloth soaked in blood! I woke up screaming!

About a month later this same friend of mine was at the park in NZ with her daughter and a friend of hers. She collapsed with a brain aneurysm! She woke up blind and slipped into a coma. She lost her baby before she even knew she was pregnant! ....This really spooked me!

Anyways my point is that it scares me that some of my dreams actually come true! I don't always get it right but I have been close. Like last year I dreamt that a close male family friend had a heart attack. He was like a second father figure to me, and I was so afraid that it was going to come true that I decided to write him a heartfelt letter telling him how much I love him and appreciate him, in case I never got the chance to!

(Don't worry I didn't say oh by the way I think you're gonna die! *GiGGLeS*)

But it turned out I was wrong, it did happen, just not to him! It actually happened to my Uncle several weeks later, who I am also very close to! I see this family friend and my Uncle as equal people, both like 2nd father figures, both adored and will both be very missed by me! So although I interpreted the wrong person, it was an easy mistake to make because they are so similar in my eyes. (I didn't actually see his face in my dreams)

So I'm wondering if I should take this dream seriously? It has been suggested that I should call ex, but it's a little more complicated than that.

We were together for about 5 years and although it was a messy breakout, we were fortunate to both leave on good terms and remain friends.

He even met Hubby, and we all had a fun drink together! He really will always be a close friend to me.

But when he got a girlfriend, he became a little strange, not to mention that she is a little psycho and had banned ex from seeing me!

I steered clear of him completely when I heard about this, and he agreed it was best that we don't see or talk to each other any more!

But I had to call him one day to get his permission for my 'Clairvoyant Story' to get published in That's Life (as he was part of it.)

He was fine with it in fact excited for me! But he also told me that he still had feelings for me and that each time I talk to him it makes it harder for him to get over me.

So I was like EEEEEEEEKK!!!! And I decided I would NEVER ring him again! The next time I saw him was the DAY before my wedding to hubby! I had (LITERALLY) bumped into him at the shops while getting some last minute things.

Eh! I could tell that just by the way he was looking at me that an old flame had sparked up all over again. In a way I almost felt it too for a moment! I was in a rush thankfully and had to dash so it was a very quick and small talk chat! But just as I was leaving I heard him quietly say "ahhh just when I thought I was finally over you." I don't know if I was meant to hear it but I pretended I didn't and kept walking. That was the last time I ever saw or talked to him and that's how I need it to stay.

As much as I adore him as a mate, it's not fair on either of us if he can never get over me by us staying in contact.

So... here is the big question...

Do I call him with concern from this dream?

....... Or don't I?

Blergh! It's a weird situation!!!!

xx

Well I'll Be Damned!

Well as requested by Aunty Vi, I've decided to tell the story about how me and Hubby met! It's more of a story about a clairvoyant actually! But all shall be explained! *hehe*

It's quite the story really, it was good enough to get published in the That's Life magazine! Woooooohoooo 300 bucks baby!!! Speaking of which... I got an email from That's Life today telling me that they are going to be publishing my photo! YAY... easiest 50 bucks I've ever made! (Hey! I'm a stay at home bored house wife! I gotta make money somehow!)

But anyway... on with the story!

When I was about 14 Mum and I went to see a Clairvoyant at a wisdom shop at a local shopping complex! For a start I was very sceptical of this woman as she had the dodgiest layout in the back of the shop, and she looked like a real wackjob with her freaky clothes and bad body odor!!! But when the time came for her to read my future, it was the shit that came out of her mouth that really proved it to me that she was a fake!

Little did I know... that years later I'd realise that the freaky bitch would be spot on correct!

So anyway, first of all she told me I had two older brothers, (which is true) and she pretty much described my personality down to a tee! But being the sceptic I was, I was able to laugh and think to myself *pffft* Lucky guess! So I let her ramble on giving her the chance to prove herself, but while what she was saying about my past and present was impressive, it just wasn't enough for me!

So when it was time for her to tell me my future, my attitude was like 'yeh here we go, dribble more shit!' ...and dribble more shit is just what she did!

Ok, so at the time I was with my ex Boyfriend, who I was MADLY in love with! He was the boy of my dreams, and we were just MEANT to be together! (yeh right!) Well that was dead on how I felt about him at the time anyway! So the first thing she says is.... "You're going to go through a tough break up with your boyfriend, there will be a lot of heartache and stress." ................... ':-O BITCH!!!!' *I thought*! 'How frikken dare she tell me that my soulmate is not meant to be!!!'

She was SO in my bad books then! That bad start had me slumped on the chair with my arms folded and a cranky frown on my face! There was no way that the rest could be true now!

She went on to say "Not long before the break up, a very close family member in your immediate family will have a near death experience with a heart problem.".... 'HA! Good thing you're a fake! BI-ATCH! because I would hate for that to happen' *I thought*! She was just insulting me now!

"Soon after that you will receive a very special phone call from a friend asking a special favour from you." ... 'Is this chick on crack??! Who makes up shit like this!!'

By this time I'm yawning and watching a bug crawl across the ceiling! Yeh! That was more interesting to me than the poo that was coming out of her mouth!

She went on to say "You will travel overseas." .... 'WRONG!!!... I HATE travel with a passion! I don't ever want to leave here just to visit another town!' This slag was amusing me now! Her predictions were getting worse and worse! And to me she was soooo off the mark it was hilarious!

"It is overseas where you'll meet your soulmate - a tall fair handsome man, who will save you on a large staircase." .... 'Blah Blah Blah' *GiGGLeS*

"You will move to that Country to follow your heart." ... 'OH HELLLLLLLLL NO! This is just getting ridiculous!' There was no way that was going to happen because I could NEVER have the desire to leave my home town (I take after my Dad)! Also my brothers had both moved out of town and I was the only child left at home, and I was always pissed off at them for leaving Mum and Dad! So I wasn't about to consider it myself EVER, it's important to me to be near my family!

So when the bullshit reading was over, I snatched my stupid cassette tape recording and went to tell Mum not to bother with her coz she's shit! lol! I never took anything she said seriously (how could I?) and I'd pretty much forgotten all about it by the next day!

Years went on and on each year that my Boyfriend and I would celebrate our anniversery, I couldn't help but have a little smirk to myself about how wrong that nutjob was! 'Messy break up hey? MY ARSE!' It was 4 years later and our love was still as stong as ever!!

But that was all I could remember - the bit about the messy breakup, because it was her saying that, that pissed me off the most!!! The rest I didn't even bother to take in!

But then it happened!!!! Not long after our anniversary my BF started acting really strange! He had mood swings and rage, like he was a completely different person! I ended up finding out that he had a drug addiction, which he had been hiding from me for years! But the side effects were finally taking effect and he had become angry and violent! Especially when he tried to give up the drugs to keep me!

But it didn't last long before it became all too much for me, and it was time to leave this scary relationship! It was extremely hard though, because I was in love with the guy without the drugs, but he just wasn't there any more! So much to my disgust that the nutcase clairvoyant was right, it WAS a messy and stressful break up, because it took me a year to actually leave him! But then again... I put it down to another lucky guess!

One thing that actually broke me down to no longer handle our relationship, is before we actually did split, my Dad had suffered from a heart attack! It was a really scary time, the stubborn thing refused to go a hospital (much like me) so my Mum had to drag him there! When they saw him they were shocked that he was still alive! They called him the walking dead man! So he was very lucky to be alive, and thankfully after a a triple bypass he was back on his way to a good recovery!

Not long after that I had a phone call from a long lost friend from NZ! I'll call her 'Red' coz BY GOLLY her hair is so red and long! I hadn't seen or heard from her for years since she moved to NZ! We didn't exactly leave on good terms because I was so pissed at her for leaving me (I can be a bitch like that sometimes!)

"RED!!!! OMG... You were the last person I was expecting to hear from!" I said! After talking for hours and catching up she went on to tell the real reason why she called. "You're my best friend VBF and I'm getting married, I want you to be my maid of honour!" 'HOLY CRAP' *I thought!* This meant that I would have to go against my own morals and travel outside of my home town! But I was so stoked that she had asked me to be part of her wedding after the way I treated her, so I was more than happy to go!

SO I traveled to NZ, and it was Beautiful!!! I fell in love with the place instantly! I couldn't believe I never allowed myself to leave my home and explore the rest of the world!

But what was even more beautiful was the HOT tall blonde MC at the wedding! Oh yes he was yummy! There was just something about him that made me so drawned to him, I was busted all bloody night gawking at him with my tounge on the floor! I asked Red "Who the heck is that gorgeous guy?!!!!!!" "Oh, that's my cousin!" She said, "He is also single too! ;)"........ OMG OMG he is SINGLE? That really suprised me! Coz surely something that gorgeous would have been snapped up a long time ago! But then I had to remember that I was holidaying in another Country! So I steered myself away from the thought of the chance of any kind of relationship with him!

This little town is so small that pretty much everyone knows eachother! So to all the horny single males there I was like a fresh peice of meat! For pretty much the whole night I had males swarming around me, desperate for my attention! But the whole time any of them would make small talk to me, my eyes were fixed on the MC who would be in the distance leaning on the bar, minding his own business! He was pretty much the only guy that hadn't approached me! All I wanted to do was go over to him and learn more about this handsome stranger! But I kept getting trapped into these BORING conversations with people, and I didn't want to be rude and snub them!

But then i noticed him walk over to my Mum and start a conversation with her (Mum came too.... see paid for my holiday bless her!) Now to me this was appealing!!! Fellas, a great way to impress a lady is to charm her Mother! I was so impressed that he was such a gentleman to go and introduce himself to my Mum rather than try and charm the pants of me like the other bloody idiots! (I found out later that this was his plan all along... cheeky bugger!)

I also had the good excuse to say "excuse me, I just need to go and see mum" and I could finally join him! So we finally got talking, and the more he spoke, the stronger I felt for him!

(shit this is a long post!)

But before long I was interupted by other sleezebags, and MC got scared off and left me to it! I then needed to find the bride, for what reason I can't even remember now! But I heard that she had gone downstairs. This place has the longest steepest staircase I have ever come across! And it's buggered trying to get up and down them in stiletto heels!

So I started to rush down the stairs to search for red, but as I got to about the third step I tripped and was about to tumble down (possibly to my death ffs!) But in the next split second I felt these strong arms grab me and pull me back up to safety!... It was MC!!!! I had the most amazing feeling of dejavu (htf do ya spell it?), but I couldn't figure out what from!

When I got over my feeling of stunned, I thanked him and he smiled! Oh his smile was so gorgeous I coulda fainted and toppled down the stairs again! *GiGGLeS* He went on to tell me that he was just leaving, and that it was nice meeting me!
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(I actually said that too!)

He laughed and was like "Oh? would you like me to stay?" lol after realising that I embarrassed myself with my thinking out loud, I thought I'd better let him go, and I offered to walk with him to his car! 3 hours later, here we were talking away leaning on a street garbage bin!!! (eww)! LOL so much for leaving! Then a couple of drunk mates came staggering out asking him for a lift! At this stage I was so comfortable with him that I insisted that I come for the drive. I ran into find Mum to let her know that I would meet her at the hotel later, she was getting sloshed with Red's Mum and was having a great time! Love her!

So after dropping the drunks off, MC decides to drive me to his favourite beach! It was soooooo romantic, walking along the beach together in the moonlight, barefoot in our formal wear! (Am I getting too sappy?)

Anyways we stayed up talking all night and didn't go home till the ugly lights were up! I had a flight the next morning! So I was buggered! But I was sooooo sad to say goodbye to him! :-(

When I got home, we stayed in contact with letters and over the phone! Since leaving there, I kept getting this feeling like I had left something behind! Eventually I couldn't bloody take it any more and had I decided to move there! So a few months later I did, and me and MC could finally be together for good! *Grins*

A couple of years later, I had to return to Oz for a little while because I had become very ill and I wanted my Mummy! I still had alot of stuff in my old room and I was going through it out of boredom one day!

I came across some dusty cassette tapes and I decided to sort through them and chuck out what I didn't want! I came across a nameless one and was curious to know what the heck it was! So played it..... it was the NUTJOB CLAIRVOYANT READING!!!! At first I thought 'OH! this is that shit clairvoyant reading I had years ago!.... I had forgotton all about it!' But then it hit me that some of the stuff that the crazy lady said had actually came true! So I let it play through and I listened..... HOLY SHIT! Not just some of the stuff she said came true... but ALL of it!!!!

I had massive goosebumps! And I was so shocked that all of this stuff had happened before I realised that they were the words of the clairvoyant omfg!

I went on to listen to what she had said about the things that had not happened yet.... "A family member will die and you and your soulmate will inherit a small fortune before you wed." Ok... now I'm believeing it! This poor bitch was right all along!

And she was again! Just before I married MC (Now Hubby), sadly, his Nanna died and passed on a small fortune. This fortune helped us to buy a house (Thanks Nanna!!! *kisses*) as well as all the other money donations we recieved in wedding gifts!

SO.... I'll be damned!!! The nutjob was right all along!!!

Now the only things left on the list is that we will have 3 kids! :-) And that is very comforting to me, because I keep having miscarraiges!

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