I'VE GOT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PUPPY DOG BREATH!!!

... It smells like CHICKEN LOAF!!!!!

Oh Man!! Do you have any idea how many years I have tried to figure that out????

Now can sleep at night ffs!

*GiGGLeS* :-P

xx

Yep... It's official!

I'm the dumbest, dumb blonde in dumblondesville!

So this morning, I woke up like every other day, went to the dunny for my morning wee *GiGGLeS* Washed my hands and my face, and then picked up my toothbrush to brush my teeth!

But something went very wrong in between the time that I picked up my toothbrush and put it in my mouth! I don't know how the heck I managed it, but somehow instead of toothpaste I put frikking SHAMPOO on the bloody thing! *sigh* My brain is turning to mush ffs! That will teach me for LMAO at Ron from vent about him using Atheletes foot instead of Shaving cream! *GiGGLeS* Shall we start a club Ronnie? :-P

Anyways, I've finally quit smoking!!! It was kind of good actually! I thought I had my last cig a couple of days ago, but I found one yesterday! So being as desperate as I was, I decided to smoke it!!!! But I'm glad I did, because the fucking thing blew my head off and it was awful! So it really helped me to decide to quit for good!

It still aint easy though... I am CRANKY as hell! Which is why I haven't been on here much, and probably wont be on here for a while still! Because I've been keeping myself busy with other things to keep my mind off it.

I usually smoke at the computer all day, so it's really hard for me to sit here without craving a cigarette ffs! So I'm keeping my distance to try and help to break the habit!!! *Sigh*

But anyways!

Oh!!! Speaking of Ron, there was one thing that really did cheer me up, and that was this...

Thanks Ronnie for this awesome award! It made me forget about cigarettes for one WHOLE minute!! :-) *GiGGLeS*

These were his words.

Vbf - I just recently met this creative and outrageously funny lady (and when you visit her blog you’ll know what I mean). Her blog has one of the most brightest and happiest energies - it’s DYNAMIC. Vbf has a wonderful way of sharing her posts. She always gives here readers a great “visual” to look at, and then uses her freedom with words, to share her feelings. Her blog matches her vibrant personality. So POP on over there as soon as you can. I know you’ll enjoy the shit out of it!

Isn't he just beautiful??!!!

Thanks Ronnie xx

Right, so now it is time for me to pass this award onto 6 other bloggers!

I'm going to choose...

Trublmaka - Because she is my very dear RL friend and we have MANY fantastic chats!!! She is a great listener and gives amazing support :-) xx

Thinny - Coz I adore him!!! He always gives me a good laugh! In fact I don't think I could ever NOT give him an award!!! :-) xx

Spiky - Because she always takes the time to leave a lovely meaningful comment! To me that's what a good chat is all about! xx

Joey - Because his clever witty comments has me ROFLMFAO!!!! :-) xx

SSC - Because she has a heart of gold and is very sweet and caring! :-) xx

and

Rhea - I've only just met Rhea not long ago, but I love what I read! She give's me great GiGGLeS :-) xx


Hope you enjoy kids!!! :-) Now Bare with me while I try to get use to this new awful fresh air breathing habit!!! :-P *GiGGLeS*

xx

The dumber I get the blonder I get!!!

Or wait... is it the other way around? :-P *GiGGLeS*

OMFG it's just ridiculous! I've done my 5th dye now to get back to blonde from brunette and it's slowly getting there. But you would think that I would have mastered the whole dying process by now! I've used the SAME brand, color and dye 5 times now in the space of a 2 weeks!

As much as I hate reading instructions I decided I'd better any way, just to be on the safe side! So I only needed to read it once on the first dye, so I could master it and to know what to do for the other dyes, right? ... *sigh* WRONG... AGAIN!!!

Well first of all, on my 1st dye, I managed to get a big chunk of it in my mouth ffs! Don't ask how.. I don't know either, but it tasted fucking awful!!!

The 2nd dye... I didn't eat it, but I stupidly forgot to change into some daggy clothes and got one of my good tops bloody bleached!!

The 3rd dye... I didn't eat it, and remembered to wear my daggy clothes this time, BUT... I freaking forgot I was dying my hair and left it in for HOURS! SO I left it in for far too long!

The 4th dye... Ok I ate a little, but I remembered to wear daggy clothes AND I washed it out at the right time! BUT the fucking thing didn't work! Why? Because stupid me accidently put the powder in before the cream (it's suppose to be the other way around) This caused a chemicle reaction and the fucking bottle exploded!!!!!!! Hair dye went EVERYWHERE! What little I had left, I put in my hair, but it turned to shit any way!!!

The 5th dye... Oh ffs! I just realised that there was no 5th! There was only 4, which means that I can't bloody count, which means I MUST be getting blonder!!!

Are you seeing the pattern here?

I'm a fucking dumbarse!!! >:-}

*GiGGLeS*

On a different note, everything else has been getting in order! A couple of rooms have been cleaned on the 'Achievement Challenge' that me and Trub are doing! AND I'm on a healthy eating plan which has helped me lose 1KG so far WooooHooooo! So I'm stoked!!!

Oh! An update about the dream I had about Ex!

I found out not long after the dream I had, Ex was done for drink driving, lost his licence and had to go to court and pay a big fine! He also quit his job because his hand swelled up from injuring it!!!!

Hubby reckons that these parts of my dream are related...

'Trying to warn Ex via phone' - Symbolises: Trying to stop him from driving drunk!

'My Dad chucking money at me (wasting it, throwing it away)' - Symbolises: Ex's fine (losing money)!

'Getting a Taxi in my dream' - Symbolises: The right thing to do, rather than drink driving!

and

'My hand swelling up' - Symbolises: Ex's injury!

Weird huh! Interesting theory, but most likely just a coincidence! I'm just glad that it was nothing too serious, and that he didn't die ffs!

On a crappier note, Hubby almost had a stroke to find out that our rates have gone up $200 a month!!! *sigh* We were already struggling with finances and now this ffs! It's just ridiculous, thousands of people are losing their houses coz they just can't afford to keep them! So sad... but we are staying positive! :-)

Ummm what else? OH! My Granma just found out she has a sister she didn't know about!!! Crazy shit! But I'll let Aunty Vi post about that one! (If she wants) :-)

Tonight Hubby and I will be partying at Trubs & Crazys (her partner) house!!! So exciting!!! This will be the first time I have been outta the house in a long time! :-) I intend to run a muck! *GiGGLeS*

Have a great weekend!

Now excuse me while I put my headphones back on and listen to 'breath in, breath out' before I drop dead ffs!

*GiGGLeS* :-P

P.S. If you wanna see the results from the 'Who's been paying attention Quiz' Go here! (If you haven't already!)

xx