Step... away.... from my.... PIE!!!!!

*GiGGLeS*

Pregnant or not! I am the kind of girl who LOVES her food, and I have been known to have the most bizzar cravings ever since I was a wee one!

Oh heck yeah! I LOVE eating french fries with icecream and cherry tomatos with strawberries! I guess it's because I'm so indecisive about whether I'm craving something sweet or something savoury, so I have them both together to ballance out my taste buds!

It's ridiculous!

If I had a dollar for each time someone asked me if I was pregnant because of my strange eating habbits, I'd be loaded!!! But now, that I'm actually pregnant, I'm actually craving NORMAL foods!!!

Well... I've been craving for gravy on my chips now instead of icecream! *GiGGLeS*

Point is, I have always been a craver and always will be! Food is my boyfriend and eating is the highlight of my day!

I get sooooo excited when I have something delicious sitting in front of me ready to be gobbled up BY ME!!!! Oh how my eyes light up with joy!!!

I am a very emotional eater! And I don't just mean the kind that eats when she is depressed (though I wont deny that I do!) But right now I'm actually talking about the emotional type that cries when she drops a chip on the ground and it's too dirty to pick up and eat!

It's history, such a waste... one less chip that I get to gobble!

*GiGGLeS*

Oh yes.... when I demand TLC from Hubby, I'm not talking about Tender Love & Care.... no no, I'm talking about a Tomato, Lettuce & Cheese sanga!!! *Flutters Eyelashes*

LOL!!! When I ask Hubby if he has been cheating on me, I'm not talking about with another woman, I'm talking about "Has he been eating my favourite foods with out me!!?" *GiGGLeS*

And God help him if he has!!! Oh Heck! He'll never live it down! I'm always snooping in his car for any empty take out wrappers he may have bought without me! (Any excuse to send him down the shop and get me a treat!) :-P

But, I don't always have the kind of relationship I would like to have with my food! You see, there is another man involved... a man... that gets in the way of me and my beloved food... a man... that interupts my eating affair... and it shits me to tears.... *sigh*

I am torn between my food and HUBBY!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok... so... My eyes may be bigger than my belly (tho not for long with the belly bean growing!) but my heart is bigger than my eyes!

And as much as I adore my food and want to be alone with it, I am not a greedy person! Many times I will be sitting there with a yummy juicy burger in my hands, my mouth is watering and my heart is doing backflips at the thought of the dilicious taste that I am about to experience! (Bit over the top I know!)

But just before I take a bite, I look up over at hubby... to see the same look of delight on his face.... AT MY BURGER!!!! *Sigh*!!!!!!!!

As much as I want to tell him to shove it, it breaks my heart to see him with out a burger of his own!!! So what do i do?... I Share it with him!!! And everytime he eats a heck of a lot more than I do ffs!!!

Don't get me wrong, I absolutely love sharing! Any oppurtunity to do a good deed for someone unexpectedly and I'm on it!

But these particular times with Hubby REALLY makes my blood boil and I'll tell you why...

This is roughly how all of our conversations go, before these situations...

Me: "Hunny Hunny Hunny Hunny Hunny *Flutters Eyelashes*"

Him: "Oh ffs! What are you craving now?"

Me: "Ummmmmmm (What ever I'm craving for at the time)"

Him: *Lecturing me about how unhealthy it is and how it tastes disgusting anyway*

Me: "*puppy dog look*... *Doing my best to try and convince him that it's a matter between life and death, while sometimes using a bit of emotional blackmail and what ever else I can use to my advantage*

Him: "OK fine! But only if you *gives me a chore I have to do, which he and I both know I will never get done*"

Me: "Oh of course Hunny!!! I'll do it Mozzas!"

Him: *Muttering* (While grabbing his keys [silently because he knows I can't stand the sound of them] and heads out to the car to drive off and get my treat!)

Me: (Yelling to him as he heads to the door) "And make sure you get yourself something too, cause I don't want you stealing my food again!!! I'M TOO HUNGRY TO HAVE YOU EAT IT ALL!!!!"

Him: "Yeah Yeah! I can't stand that crap anyway! And I'm not hungry, I've just eaten!" (as he gets into his car.)

Me: "Thats what you say everytime! But this time I'm not sharing with you!!!"

Him: *Driving off*

Me: *Waiting anxiously and getting excited about wrapping my lips around my craving!*

10 MINS LATER.

Me: *Tripping over the cats, excitedly running out the door to get my food*..... *Disapointed to find that some of it has already been eaten by Hubby!!!*

Him: "Sorry I got a bit hungry"

Me: "So why didn't you get yourself something like I said????"

Him: "Because I wasn't hungry when I ordered it!"

Me *steaming* (But calmed down when I get a bite of the delicious taste.)

Him: "Can I've a bite?"

Me: *Flippin angry that I only got to have a few bites out of MY OWN craving! But I can't say no to him because I feel bad*

Him: *Finishes it off!!!!!!!!!!*

RURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!

Seriously! It will be like a buger or something! By the time it gets to me there is only half left, and after a couple of bites Hubby is eating the REST!!!

This always leaves me emotional and hungry with the teasing taste in my mouth!!!!!!!

But the other day... our conversation went a little differently... and I don't think it will be happening again for a while (I think it's pregnancy hormones)

Me: "Hunny Hunny Hunny Hunny, I'd kill for a Brumbys pie!!"

Him: "Gross! Brumbys pies are the most hideous pies in town! Plus they are ridiculously over priced and not healthy for you! No Way!"

Me: *Not in the mood for the argument, but desperate for a pie! So I plead my case once again until I finally get my own way*

Him: "OK fine! But only just this once!" (As he grabs his keys)

Me: "Now listen to me" (As I sit him down to talk in all seriousness as if someone had just died!)

Him: *Looking confused*

Me: "Can you please get 2 pies, to have one for back up..."

Him: "Heck no! They are waaaayyyyyy too expensive!!"

Me: "I'm serious Hun, I'm hungry, I'm obsessed with Brumby Pies, you never let me have them, you're letting me this once, so I wanna make sure I actually get to eat it - without you stealing it from me!"

Him: *Laughing* "What are you talking about? I HATE Brumbys Pies! Don't worry, I wont want to touch the awful thing, and besides, I'm not hungry!"

Me: "You say that every time hun!!! But you ALWAYS end up eating more than I do, and you always leave me hungry and wanting more, it's torture!"

Him: *In disbelieve that I'm so serious over a damn pie!!* "OK, just this once, I'll get 2 Pies just in case, but you know you'll end up eating both of them because I can't stand them!"

Me: "YOU BEAUTY!!!! I wont complain about that!!"

So when Hubby left to fetch the pies, I was overwhelmed with excitement that today was the day that I get to have my treat to myself!!! And what was even more exciting was the possibility of having TWO PIES OMFG!!!!

Hubby actually sounded genuine this time! So I just really believed him!

10 MINS LATER

Me: *Almost breaking my neck rushing to the food*

Hubby: *Handing me a single, uneaten pie*

Me: "Did you get 2 pies?"

Hubby: *Blushing* "Yeah, but I ate the other one on the way home"

Me: *Actually relieved that he ate his and not mine* "See!!!! I told you!!!"

Him: "Yeah, well it was disgusting! I only ate it because I was hungry!"

Me: *Sitting down as I pull out my pie* "Ah well! I've got mine, that's all that matters" (as I take a bite.)

Him: *Staring at my pie*

Me: *Death Staring him*

Him: "Can I've a bite of yours?"

Me: "FFS WHAT DID I TELL YOU!!!!!!!!???????????????? THIS IS MY PIE!!! MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Hubby: *Shocked*

Me: *Feeling guilty that I just snapped at him, and hesitantly handed him my pie* "Just a little bite... I mean it!!"

Hubby: *Bites half the pie away and screws up his face* "Yuck! That's disgusting!"

Me: *Snatching it off him* "ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME???? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?????? YOU STEAL MY FOOD, YOU EAT HALF OF IT IN A BITE AND DON'T EVEN ENJOY IT???? LEAVING ME WITH A COUPLE OF PATHETIC BITES??? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME????????????????

Him: *Running away*

Me: *Shoving the lowsy leftovers in my mouth as my eye twitches uncontrollably*

Yup! He wont be messing with my cravings for a while!!!...

(Hopefully ffs!!)

mmmmm pie!!!

*Looks for Hubby*

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Keys and Coins!!!! I Hate them with a passion!!!!

HECK! They are horrible!!!

Btw HELLO! :-) I'm back in business baby!!! I actually wrote this post the day before Peewee died and I never got around to posting it because I was thrown off by her death, and then the belly bean news! So it has been sitting in draft getting all dusty ever since!

But since I am back, I wanted to focus on catching up on everyone elses blogs, so I thought now would be a good time to post this since I've given ya's nothing to read for so long ffs! So just keep in mind that I actually wrote this a few weeks ago ok? Cool!

Call me a freak but i just can not stand keys or coins!!!

Do you know the feeling that people get at the sound of nails being scratched down a blackboard? They cringe at the sight and the sound and screw up their face like someone just kicked them in the nuts (if they have any!)

Well that's the feeling I get with with Keys and coins ffs! (Not the feeling of being kicked in the balls... oh ffs you know what I mean!!)

The sound of keys dangling and scraping together sends me on the verge of a bloody nervous breakdown!

I don't know what it is, but the piercing sound sends tingly nerves in my teeth up through my gums! As soon as I hear it I can't let my teeth touch because if I do I get the feeling of an electric shock in my teeth!!!

It's not just that either... it's the smell and the sight!

The sight freaks me out because I know what it does to me! And if I see keys or coins I know to run a mile ffs!

And the SMELL OMG!!! The smell of metal makes me wanna puke!!!

As soon as I smell it, I get the taste of it in my mouth, which causes the same reaction as the actual sound of the bastards!!! kinda tastes like blood!!!

And I CAN'T STAND the feel of them!!! I disinfect my hands like there's no mozzas, just to get rid of the smell!

Seriously, while I'm typing about this now, I can smell and taste the metal and I am separating my teeth with my tongue ffs! It's THAT BAD!!!

It's the same with coins too!

That was my only down fall with working in retail! I bloody loved retail but when it came to handing someone change, I would just about bite my tongue off!!!

It's embarrassing when I snap at my friends for jiggling their keys or their coins in their hands!! I have no control over it! They often look at me like 'O......kay' as they carefully place the horrid things in their bag where they can't be heard, smelt, felt, tasted or seen ffs!!!!

I've even snapped at this poor old fella on a plane once! He was sitting next to me with his keys in his hand and was jiggling them away as if he heard it as a beauuuuuuutiful musical tune!

WELL I DIDN'T!!!!

I sat there cringing for ages trying to fight the urge to snap, while praying that it would stop soon!!!

But it didn't!

Instead it came to me exploding and smacking my ears like a maniac screaming 'PUT THE FUCKING KEYS AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Once again I got the 'OMG you're a lunatic' stare!

But at least it did the trick!!!

Reason why I thought to post about this, is because you should have seen poooooooor hubby copping it last night!!!!

LMAO he knows I can't stand them, but sometimes he forgets, and I was playing with Keithy (of course I was! What else would I be doing!) when he came over to ask me something - with his damn keys in is hand!!!

I didn't hear a freaking word he said, all I could hear was the horrid sound of the keys!

He paused with what ever the heck he was saying when he was startled by the evil 'I'm gonna kill you' death stare I was giving him!

Straight away he realised, then he nervously GiGGLed as he slowly backed away while trying to silence the keys!

But just as he backed away, he tripped, which caused the bloody bastards to fly up in the air and land on the tiles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't think there is any worse noise than that in the whole freaken world!!!

It's no surprise that I snapped and started flying off the handle at him!!!

"YOU BASTARD!!!! WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING??? GET THOSE HORRID THINGS THE HECK AWAY FROM ME NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - I have issues! I know ffs!

BUT THEN!!! As he panicked to try to pick them up again to run away... he DROPPED THEM AGAIN!!!!!

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

By the time I finished screaming he was long gone!!!

He had rushed to the shop and came back with some chocolate to make it up to me! :-)

Chocolate works every time! :-) Bless him!

Keys and Coins friggen send me on edge!!!

Seriously... I react to keys and coins like this chick does to pickles...

*GiGGLeS*

Ok, maybe not that bad... but I do react that way to maggots!!!! *Cringes*

Now maggots are a different story!!!! They are my BIGGEST fear!!!

xx

FFS!

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BLOODY KEITHY!!!

Not long after I did my last post, the flippin internet started playing up, didn't it!!!

So I've been unable to come back on and post everyday! I tell ya what, it's driving me crazy not getting my Bloggles fix ffs!!!

Anyways, this is just a quick post (I'm at my Mums) to let ya's know that I don't know when the net will be up and running again, but I hope I will have it back some time next week!

Don't cry... I will be back I promise! :-P

Ummmm not much to say anyway accept that besides havin a winge everyday about not being able to play on Bloggles, I've been doing nothing else but sleep sleep sleep coz HECK I'm soo tired all the time. And when I'm not sleeping or winging, I'm running to the loo every 10 mins ffs! My bladder just keeps fillin up like theres no tomorrow! And if I were to have wee tests on command now, I would overflow the bastards!!!

I'm so close to setting up a tent in the bathroom ffs!

Anyhoo... gotta run! :-)

Don't wait up! But make sure you miss me!!

*GiGGLeS*

xx

Whoopsie!

I missed a day!

But I'm allowed because I was very busy all day yesterday doing very constructive things!!! :-)

So It's Official!!! WOO HOO!!!

I went to the Doctors yesterday and my Belly bean was confirmed!!!

Very exciting!!!

How crap would it have been if it turned out to be a bad test and I wasn't preggers after all? LOL!!! After all this fuss!!

It was good tho, the Doctor even said that he has never seen a positive result show up so damn fast!

He said it pretty much popped up positive before the pee drop hit the bloody thing and soaked in!!! *GiGGLeS*

Oh!! Speaking of pee!!!

He coulda told me to use my pee sparingly ffs!

He handed me the jar and said "fill it up" (which I did!) Then, he used a couple of drops of it and then chucked the rest out.

But as soon as he did that he said "Ok, now I need you to go next door and fill 2 more pee jars for some other tests!!!

LMAO!!! I can't just pee on comand ffs! Especially on an empty bladder ffs!

So I couldn't do it, I'll have to go back again! But I DID do all my blood tests and stuff, so I'm glad to get some of it out of the way! (I can't stand needles!)

And then me and Muussy went and did a bit of shopping!

I got some folic acid and some elivit *Flutters eyelashes* Oh! And a bra!!! Coz HECK! My Tits are HUGE already!!!

I'm usually a 12C, and I got myself a 16D which is STILL a bit tight on me ffs!

Hmmm what else did we get?

OH! We went around to a few second hand stores and picked up some gorgeous 2nd hand baby clothes! (I don't see the point of paying full price for baby stuff, when you can get some decent stuff at great prices!)

We also picked up some disposable nappys at a bargain price (I'm going to load up on them, because they aint cheap ffs!)

We got lots of baby linen and other bits and pieces!

Ummm oh! And I even got a couple of merternity items real cheap, OH! and a gorgeous nappy hanger, which I'm gonna base my nursery colours around!

I also got a couple of trade booklets that have advertisments of people selling 2nd hand baby furniture which ALSO came in handy!

I got a Portacot for $20

A gorgeous cot for $150 (which is great for short people like me, because it comes with an adjustment to move the matress up higher!)

And my favourite...

A Precious little white bassinette! It's stunning! And it was on $70!

So I manged to get ALL of this stuff (including the pills and vitamens that were very expensive) + Lunch for that day, all for under $300!

So I'm happy!

(God I hope I'm not boring you all! LOL!!!)

But anyways, that's my excuse for not posting yesterday! I was WAY too busy and when I did finally get home, I hit the sack because I was WAYYY too exhausted!!!

So do ya's forgive me? *GiGGLeS*

Oh! I'm also going to be renewing my learners liscence and starting my drivers lessons really soon! I hear it's very handy to have a liscence when you have kids :-P

*GiGGLeS*

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HAPPY FLAMIN MOTHERS DAY!!!

*GiGGLeS*

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Keeping On - Keeping On!!

Sad or not, I've just so happened to stick to this 'every day in May' challenge! So I'd figured I'll keep it going!

When I'm feeling sad I like to check out my favourite youtubes for a Giggle, so I thought I'd share this one with ya's! (Sorry Ronnie, I know you can't view them!)




Bloody adorable!

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From Tears of Sadness to Tears of Joy!

HOLY HECK!!!

As you all know I have been devastated by the loss of my baby Peewee, and I still am and always will be.

You also know that we have been trying for a baby, and was also saddened to have a negative pregnancy test!

WELL GUESS WHAT!!!?

I just did another test and it WAS POSITIVE!!!

I'M PREGNANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

6 weeks!!!

I just still can't believe it!!!

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